Nicole Corley

advertising copywriter | music addict with a severe case of wanderlust

[Nicole Corley @gocaddywhompus]

Thanks for the music, @FRabbits. And thanks, Scott, for being open in… https://t.co/SzIMYJRfZD

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@ShannonSpeaking doesn't happen unless you're wearing #lululemon

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@searls @juno @gmail - cue the dial-up noise replaying in my brain

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lady on the phone thought I said my email address is "@juno.com" instead of "@gmail.com" ...makin me wonder what year it is...

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@ShannonSpeaking I did see a purple blob sprinting out of a gas station once in 2014, but hey- coulda been Barney. #innocenttillprovenguilty

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Grimace was last seen at Dodger Stadium on 7/18/12 dancing to Ram Jam's 1977 classic, Black Betty. In case you were wondering. #mcdonalds

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Shout out to anyone who had a hard time getting your head through the right hole of your shirt this morning. Today is yours.

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All these CAPTCHA codes got me wondering if maybe I AM a robot after all.

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Really mad at Dave Matthews rn for ruining the words "the space between."

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A seagull just shat inches from my lunch. When in #sf, guard your tacos, people. https://t.co/U3mstWri3b

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A far cry from San Francisco in the people/sq ft department. @ Cloudcap Overlook-Crater Lake https://t.co/DfoTLW1ntl

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When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold #Atmosphere #NowPlaying ♫ https://t.co/8EeWbqAJ1r

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If it wasn't churned in a cave, I want no part of it. #CaveButter

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Man, people in San Francisco sure like sitting in their cars. Oh hey, why does it smell like skunk?

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"We are looking for a sculptor who exhibits great attention to detail"

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One of those "come home and sit in the bathtub until the motion light sensor shuts the lights off" days

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@AlexisLynnEllis this is the saddest thing. I guess if you had ice cream in your basket and it melted maybe that would be sadder.

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@nathanlewiz rickshaw loves it when his drunk riders think they're tipping him $1 but accidentally give him catnip.

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@nathanlewiz ok but how about rickshaw?