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Mama. Somewhere between bourbon and a juice cleanse. Rants are my own.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Five days after the LA election, Spencer Pratt falls to third place and a woman who hardly anyone voted for in person, Nithya Raman, totally dominated in mail voting to come in second. No one with a functional brain believes these results.

[K @gocardsmama]

@Jackkk AKA GenX. 😂

[K @gocardsmama]

Treating stupid is really hard. -Dr. Oz Word.

[K @gocardsmama]

On a ship somewhere in Alaska and @KeithUrban piped in the lido. Superb. Truly.

[K @gocardsmama]

@MaryamF12389 Alaska

[K @gocardsmama]

Donovan 💪🏻

[K @gocardsmama]

@patrickbetdavid Keith Urban. x8

[K @gocardsmama]

@phresh_arrow Paying to watch your kid play in a tournament you’ve already paid to play in

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Marco is ready to fill in for any Kentucky Derby horse not able to compete.

[K @gocardsmama]

@wynrosei Sears :)

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Holy shit man

Take two minutes to listen to this

[K @gocardsmama]

Seven foot five. Let’s roll.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Now that we've successfully exposed the affair between a married NFL coach and an NFL reporter, can our crack team of national journalists please give us a quick update on the $16 billion of tax payer money that was fraudulently handed out to fake Somali daycares in Minneapolis?

[K @gocardsmama]

@CardChronicle Good luck. They smell fear. (Speaking from experience)

[K @gocardsmama]

Another exciting day on LBK! 😱

[ABC7 Sarasota @mysuncoast]

#BREAKINGNEWS: Sailboat strikes Longboat Pass Bridge, lane temporarily closed.🔽
https://t.co/xdmQVw0f9f

[K @gocardsmama]

@CoachBourbonUSA Jos A Bank has decent prices (quick alterations) and sometimes online better price. Couple men’s consignment shops on Frankfort Ave.

[K @gocardsmama]

Rory! 💪🏻⛳️💚

[K @gocardsmama]

INSANE.

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

UConn G Braylon Mullins will hold the first ever “NIL Auction” to determine what his next team will be with the minimum bid starting at $6M.

Mullins intends to return to college and wants to be with the team that is willing to pay him the most.

[K @gocardsmama]

💫🇺🇸💪🏻

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before