Branden Dane

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry -Mark Twain

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

This is fucking hilarious

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

ASMR for developers

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@AdamRackis Hahah

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@RwoltX @AdamRackis @UnderdogDevs Best job posting ever. Right here. @LinkedIn, take notes.

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@caitlynlandry @danbucholtz @AdamRackis Rather than accept global warming as being a real thing, fundamentalist, judeo Christian, alt right Republican conservatives think the fires in California were caused by Anti-Semtic space lazers. The crazy part is, like why are space lazers Anti-Semitic?

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@caitlynlandry @danbucholtz @AdamRackis Channeled my inner Alex Jones in delivering the sarcasm for the first bit. The part about having elected officials in office now, voting on shit like healthcare/North Korean foreign relations/education; who also believe in Anti-Semitic space lazers, was completely serious.

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@EmmaBostian You clearly have never heard of the @Wendys #Baconator. Universal healthcare and Education reform is for snowflakes. #Murica

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@MeghanADaves Like a #Southern #Queen should. Get it gurl

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@stevekinney “Full-stack” has been aggressively abused for years now. Used to mean a person comfortable across a range of diverse technologies. A professional generalist, vs. mastery in any one realm. Now? Someone learns to generate static front ends and they instantly go full super sayain

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@TheStocksmen #truth

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

Seeing this “@typescript is safer than @JavaScript” argument all over the internet. It’s like the people behind “flat earth” and “#reptillian” movements took a full-stack boot camp together and now troll #tech blogs. #NoWhereIsSafe

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

Question for #techtwitter. Came across an article that claims the change in #git primary branch naming from “master” to “main” was done in response to #BlackLivesMatter . Logic being the relationship “master” shares with “slavery”. Is this true? #Really ?

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

#CowboyBebop live action remake on #Netflix is actually super dope.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Can confirm.

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@1Password #developer question. Any chance the team offers an endpoint with release data as found on downloads page for #1Password #CLI? Looking to automate initial setup process for a cross-platform, #OpenSource project. Prefer not scraping the HTML, if possible. Thanks! Cheers!

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@AdamRackis Oh my god it legit goes to 11. Hahaha

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@PierB @AdamRackis @rauchg @sindresorhus @jordwalke @Rich_Harris #TheGospelOfSvelte Amen

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@AdamRackis Side note, anyone spending time arguing about framework superiority really needs to step back from the computer. Go smell a flower or something. It’s JavaScript. By the time you get back, theres 50 new frameworks you can fanboy over.

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@AdamRackis @rauchg Their open source efforts aren’t as varied/maintained like before as well. RIP micro and micro-dev. Hyper. Pkg. incredible, fun stuff. Why I actively contributed to them. During Zeit era, contributing felt like we’d get more awesome toys from Zeit faster.

[Branden Dane @God_Dane]

@AdamRackis Even freedom over directory scaffolding is a pain in the ass for… reasons. Filesystem routing is cool, but not allowing devs option to at least extend base configs. Jesus Christ no IDE understands the bracket naming convention. But again, no alt. Not even a JS file, only JSON.