God Debelle (parody)

Unofficial propaganda dept of the Reserve Bank of Australia. All posts satire

[God Debelle (parody) @god_debelle]

My governor coming out and saying the quiet part out loud.

[Institute of Public Affairs @TheIPA]

“We're spending today and leaving the debt for our kids.”

Former Reserve Bank of Australia Governor Dr Philip Lowe joins IPA Chief Economist Adam Creighton as the inaugural guest of ‘The Prosperity Question' podcast to warn that Australia's persistent budget deficits are leaving future generations with more debt, more interest and a lower standard of living.

📺 Watch the full discussion: https://t.co/DPgwEAhaMm

#GovernmentSpending #Debt #Australia

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@cmkusher Risk adjusted returns

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@MildCuthbert Blame Jimflation and runaway govt spending

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@Potstirrer111 True

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@RBASHAGGER He’s only got himself to blame

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Until Chalmers controls spending. This will continue

[Reserve Bank of Australia @RBAInfo]

At its meeting today, the Board decided to increase the cash rate target by 25 basis points to 4.60 per cent.

Read the full statement here: https://t.co/wXEMA1bRdH

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The beatings shall continue until morale improves

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Well well well. It’s almost like voting in competent technocrat who will make the right decisions leads to right decisions.

[Kevin A. Bryan @Afinetheorem]

Carney still fascinating. Cuts net immigration to zero, announces 10% reduction in federal civil service, 1.2GW data center, cuts to cap gains and corporate tax, privatize airports, govt rapid support of fossil fuel extraction. Result: *massive* popularity incl. amomg left! 1/2

[God Debelle (parody) @god_debelle]

40 years after 1995 suggests we will start to see the effects of the Internet on economic productivity in 2035… just 9 more years lads

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The RBA seems way too concerned with the economic effects of the AI data centre buildout when I’m still here sitting around waiting for the economic productivity effects of the Internet.

Iykyk

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What would you rather be called?

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It is much preferable to be called a racist than an ignorant bigot.

Pretty self explanatory.

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@plebcapital They didn’t heed the Taleb quote that there is no such thing as medium risk assets. They truly believed they were getting 10%+ returns on “rock solid” “safe as houses” “holds it value forever” risk assets.

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@isaacdecastro Exact same scenes before Tiananmen Square.

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@korenchkin Wait you haven’t?

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@itsolelehmann Yes but have you thought about the critical national security of allowing Chinese drone companies to map our farmlands

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@LeeRespecter We should ignore Melbourne tis a silly place

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You can tell how serious Taiwan is about defending itself by how twinky the reporter is in this story.

https://t.co/xv3eZSs2DB

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@dannolan Horrid take. We won’t become the UK and to even invoke that curse is despicable

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Time to bring back this Tyler Cowen banger