Greg Astley

Raisin' Hell and taking names!

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

I’d really like to point out that this wasn’t my fault.
https://t.co/Kh68SGBOci

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

The mystery deepens. #bornagainmovie #worstsatanistsever #holyshit

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Holy shit- How good are Twinkies!

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Doritos for breakfast. Found one that must've went through the cool ranch machine, like, three times. Saving it for last. #yolo #holyshit

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

I bought this jacket cuz it had all these pockets but I don't have anything to put in them and now I'm all stressed out.

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

I just realized I'm half centaur. 😮

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

I don't know how your day is going, but this is without a doubt the straightest I've ever made a paper clip. So, yeah...

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Was just told I'm a big dumb machine that only makes poop and bad decisions. Not cool, mom.

#BornAgainMovie
#WorstSatanistsEver

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Not sure if I ever told you this, but I think pandas are just the coolest. https://t.co/KCUdbTHMah

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

I'm in Texas. Things are the appropriate size. Wait, am I bigger? Holy shit.

#BornAgainShort

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Chicks dig a guy with a snake. I have, like, eight. You do the math.

#BornAgainShort

[Austin Revolution FF @ARevolutionFF]

Thanks @HorrorSociety for this great review of #BornAgain from the Hands Off team. #ARFF2016 https://t.co/5KTZUaVLd9

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Me and these guys like the same stuff. I bet they like pandas too.
https://t.co/ucoVqNQfTv

[Austin Revolution FF @ARevolutionFF]

Thanks to @BDisgusting for covering @Jason_Tostevin 's #BornAgain at #ARFF2016 https://t.co/wCfFUbmC58 Tickets: https://t.co/hggKcDqnP1

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Lost a throwing star on the roof again.

#BornAgainShort

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

@KillumbusHorror I'm not allowed to talk about us trying to spawn the devil with a cursed book through a pregnant friend of ours. Sorry.

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Aw man- This girl I like at work, Janet, just accidentally walked through my fart. She is not happy.

#BornAgainShort

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

@Jason_Tostevin, if I saw a kangaroo with a hat on id probably think it was just a buff dude.

#BornAgainShort

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

Tried a whisky sour last night. Felt like James friggin Bond.
#BornAgainShort

[Greg Astley @goddammitgreg]

If you were thinking you could transport cake in a backpack, you'd be wrong.
#BornAgainShort