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[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

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[New-U Station @HyperionNewU]

So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

I'm talkin' about dicks.

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

// hey there all! i hope everyone is doin well on this side of twrp i dont think im gonna come back anytime soon- i'm going to be over on TMA twitter for a bit @speculaoculi. follow me there if ya miss me ;)

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

No, no, no. I’m talking style. You look at our guns -- what do they offer? Class, sweetheart. They offer class.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

I love you.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

What the hell is that claptrap painting? It looks like a skag dry-humping a vending machine! Nice color, though.

[tiny poem bot @TinyPoemBot]

great. understood. zealous.
#poem #poetry

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

anyways I'm late to the party but imagine being proud of being a virgin. L

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

the fuck is a simp

[vaughn 🌻 @BackburnerKing]

imagine eating cooked steak.
this post was made by raw meat gang.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

I learned no matter how badass they may be, anyone will happily lay down their life for a pretty girl, with big, blue eyes.

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

// this whole thing is making so that way I do Not have a job (no one is hiring either) + might soon be evicted from housing but in this house we power through and use rptwit to cope

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

@ccryphee // lovely AND gorgeous?

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

@medicaldegree well i'm not being gay i- listen c'mon. sweetcheeks. just sayin having the company would be nice. never tried doctoring before! so.

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

i can't believe zed is still alive! the science of medicine really is incredible. i mean, c'mon. the fellas has to be 120 by now

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

@ccryphee // SPRINTS

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

@ccryphee // ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. I COULD PUNT YOU

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

nice

[◇ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ◇ @goddamnedhero]

// happy munday the bitch is back. old picture ft. a new one during my san fransico internship

[Maр @lastseekersrefu]

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