Russell Cook

I'm Russell, I'm a human Kermit the Frog. Ghostwriter for the dead. plz hire me to write for the living

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@PoorOldRoloTony First, I’m sorry you had some shit goin in, big dog. But if it’s any consolation, I couldn’t do all three because of personal happenings as well. This specific threeture is cursed.

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@awoodustin John candy and Phil Hartman Oscar winners.

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@tallboythinlegs Hackensack was the song I was like ‘wait… tell me more’

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My vacation will not get in the way of watching tonight’s #everbodyslive @netflix @mulaney

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@omgitsemilyward got a hot scoop for Everbody’s tonight. So if you don’t want to be spoiled, ignore. But I have on good authority (saw John last on Monday) tonight is blindfold night.

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How does every episode get better?? #EverybodysLive

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Not me and Robby hitting a vape at the exact same time. #EverybodysLive

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Flat asser’s demand respect. A life well lived! #EverybodysLive

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We love gothgirl25 #EverybodysLive

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This is monumental television. This fan fic is chefs kiss. #EverybodysLive

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@omgitsemilyward This and I NEED prints available of the courtroom sketches.

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Not me racing home from work on foot like an 11 yr old John Mulaney for Conan, but to watch Everbodys live with @mulaney on @netflix. Only sadder cause I’m 35.

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@electrolemon Is he doing good?

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@PoorOldRoloTony Want to add: when I say he was drunk. It was like the best kind. Dude was so excited about this pic and in film. The joy of him talkin bout how the lighthouse itself was all made by them, rivals friends excitement for their first born. I will be seated day 1 for him forever.

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@PoorOldRoloTony I saw him do a Q&A in Boston for The Lighthouse years ago, and he came out with a red solo cup, drunk and went on about how much he hated directing seagulls and how much he wanted to do nosferatu. He rules so hard.

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@MinxyMisty Hell yeah!

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@MinxyMisty Wait… I always think this too.

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@MarvelStudios @Avengers Marvel doin this now cause they know the ‘One Battle After Another’ trailer is gonna rock their shit.

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@Joshstrangehill ‘Jubb Jubb! He’s everywhere you wanna be!’ I say this line constantly.