Jennifer Wouters

A plus-sized personal trainer. Legally blind. A total nutbar at times.

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

@CarriePoppyYES Both my grandfather and I loved murder and crime stories. Doesn’t make watching “8MM” together a good idea.

[MLHealthUnit @MLHealthUnit]

PLEASE SHARE WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

The #COVID19 situation is changing rapidly. We must be prepared for the spread of COVID-19 in our community. One of the best things we can do for each other is to stay home if we’re sick. /1 #LdnOnt #Middlesex

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

I’m devastated. I can’t believe how upset I am.

[Grumpy Cat @RealGrumpyCat]

Some days are grumpier than others...

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

@372Pages Has anyone pointed out that EL James has just published Poldark fanfic instead of Twilight fanfic yet?

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

@NancyCWalker Ugh, sorry. That’s some hurtful bullshit.

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

@Jenny_Trout Good god that was appalling

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

No moping here. This was as good an outcome as could reasonably be expected.

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

Share my addiction! Drink Adagio Teas. Here is $5 to get you started. GC expires in 24 hours: 5926874679. https://t.co/ThuVJwFzID

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

Was trying to see "Rogue One"
@AODAontario @CineplexMovies @Disney @EasterSeals @TorontoStar

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

A2E pass refused for 1st time ever. Was told this was at Disney's insistence.@AODAontario @CineplexMovies @Disney @EasterSeals @TorontoStar

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

Christ almighty https://t.co/nbFUoLRImQ

[Laurie Penny @PennyRed]

Someone in the crowd just shouted 'Kill Obama' as Trump was accepting victory. #electionnight

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

When your autocorrect fixes your self-description from "raging asshole" to "aging asshole" and you realize it's more accurate.

[TALLIA STORM @Tallia_Storm]

Retweet to win your own @urbandecay Vice 100 lipstick vault to celebrate #NationalLipstickDay 😻💄😱💋#LipstickIsMyVice

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

@flyaway47 @PoeticPuddle we call our handicapped space The Crip Zone.

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

"Why do you get a free bus pass? That isn't fair!" #shitabledpeoplesay

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

Said after watching me peer at a debit machine: "Wow! Someone needs new glasses!" #shitabledpeoplesay

[Jennifer Wouters @GoddessJenn]

"You're really pretty for a blind person!" #shitabledpeoplesay