Déese de L'Horreur

Researcher, film critic, & #horrorgeek extraordinaire. Alter ego of @orchid_grey. Find me weekly at #darktweets snarkily livetweeting another horror masterpiece

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

So, yeah. Havenhurst? 🔪🔪🔪🔪 #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

I wonder if Ezra ever gets jealous that all he ever gets to do is the cleanup... #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

There's an axe on the wall...and she picks a piece of pipe too big for her to wield. Super smart. #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

Apparently stop drop and roll doesn't work as well as I was led to believe. A lot of smacking seems to be required, as well. #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

How did Ezra's twin brother get so freakishly strong? It's because he eats human hearts isn't it? It's always that. #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

Eleanor has shark eyes. Dead eyes. They're strangely hypnotic... #DarkTweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

So...you know that people who get evicted get killed. You get an eviction notice. You still keep a kid with you. Because...? #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

Or I guess not. #DarkTweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

There's always the stairs. You know, those things you walk on to go up or down? #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

She's fine, lady. She didn't break the rules. #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

She couldn't even wait for the cop to show back up? Just thought she'd go exploring the secret passageway on her own? #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

I think lady just broke the rules. Tsk Tsk. #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

Black light, police guy. That would clear this issue up real quick. Just sayin' #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

How exactly is lecherous guy still alive? Doesn't disembowling normally kill you? *takes frantic notes* #darktweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

@Laffybug But it's so much more fun this way! And much more like the real world, amirite? #DarkTweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

Too slow, Ezra. Too slow. Should've had this mess cleaned up by now. #DarkTweets

[Déese de L'Horreur @goddessofhorror]

I'm sure we could take over the ownership quite easily. Imagine all the research opportunities! #DarkTweets https://t.co/IchoXdKcME