KOT_Ocha💙

Life not guaranteed living to enjoy to the fullest.
Relatable tweets
Libra 🎉
@Manutd and GSW FAN💪

[Ochieng' Stephen @kenyansportsguy]

Just a random kid from Siaya, Kenya shooting a question at World Cup winner and France head coach Didier Deschamps on the kind of challenge to expect from African giants Senegal🙏🏿🙌🏿

Keep dreaming the impossible kids✨

#FIFAWorldCup

[KOT_Ocha💙 @godi254]

@FabrizioRomano Milan must suffer for them to start winning 😅

[KOT_Ocha💙 @godi254]

Wtf sarr

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

He can’t believe that he’s been punished for attacking someone.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Today I feel very Mexican.

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Please Diano,I would advise you to stick to your folkloric gossip about supplying electricity,there you excel well. Whistleblowing wachia nyakundi na NTV

If shaks was assaulted,as she claims,let her come forward and say how,who, and when and why she didn’t report.

Tuwache upus

[KOT_Ocha💙 @godi254]

@IsraelinKenya Sickened to see this entitled fuckers who think because they support Palestine others shouldn't support Israel, fuck you and your Palestine

[KOT_Ocha💙 @godi254]

@Sh_Ibrahimkhan @wa_mweni27 @IsraelinKenya You should not also speak for us

[Nonfa KING @ajeezayGH]

Who did this? 🤷🏼‍♂️😳😳😳😳

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

If you have a job, any job, be grateful. It’s rough out here.

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“Babe.. Si arsenal ilishinda kikombe last week.. Kwani wamenyanganywa tena?”

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Geukia huyo fan wa arsenal mwambie "injili bado inaeDembele"

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Our new Miss Penalties

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

Has anyone seen my son Bukayo 🥺

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

AINT NOBODY GIVE AF ABOUT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY ANYMORE

BOTTLERS FOREVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Hate will never have a place in my heart. Banter? Yesss! 🤣❤️ #ILoveThisGame Congratulations @PSG_inside congratulations @Arsenal

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Someone said Gabriel was trying to win a corner 😭😭😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie