Tess

real estate novelist, never had time for a wife.

[Tess @goditsmetess]

I only
Tweet on
Trams or
Trains and about
TV or when something
Terrible happens and my name is
Tess so that starts with a
T too.

This poem ‘spilling the T’ is brought to you by public Transport victoria.

[Tess @goditsmetess]

Top Gun: Maverick was robbed. It was easily the best movie of 2022. If Kevin Costner can win a best drama actor nod for Yellowstone then Tom Cruise should get an Oscar for his performance. #GoldenGlobes

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@Lawrence_Ben @POTUS Brilliant ❤️

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how come Stephen Curry wears his mouth guard on the outside of his mouth? #NBAFinals

[Tess @goditsmetess]

I didn’t realise a symptom of covid is uncontrollable crying during all the musical numbers in warnies memorial. 😭😢🥺 #ShaneWarne

[Tess @goditsmetess]

ah yes, the libs telling young ppl yet again to use their super if they can’t afford to buy a home - leaving out that they’ll be homeless when they retire. And honestly, how much super can young ppl have given the libs froze increases to super contributions for years? #qanda

[Tess @goditsmetess]

cbf with breakfasts. next #iwd can we have a long boozey lunch that kicks on until 2am coz it’s important for ‘work’ or ‘a mate is having a hard time with his missus’ ?

coz im pretty sure men get to do that every friday amirite ?

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@aaron_hill @D_AccessEcon @Hodgey_88 So good to have another walking, talking SA advertisement here! See ya soon!

[Tess @goditsmetess]

why won’t they give out boosters at 3 months already?
literally got all the way to the roll up your sleeve part of my appointment only to be denied a booster this week.
this waste of my time and that of critical staff was due to Steven Marshall being a complete spud.

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@eCoopstar 🤣🤣🤣 I would have vacuumed!!!

[Tess @goditsmetess]

day 12 of quarantine and i am kicking myself i haven’t used this time more wisely - i wish i had done one of those foot peels where your skin just sheds randomly for 7 days what a perfect situation to do one !!!!

[Andrea Nicolas @AndreaLNicolas]

BREAKING: Interstate arrivals from NSW, VIC & ACT who have no symptoms will no longer have to get tested as they enter SA.

They’ll still require a negative test 72 hours before arrival.

It comes after waits of up to 9 hours at some testing clinics. @7NewsAdelaide #covid

[Tess @goditsmetess]

happy testing season everyone!

to prepare for my covid test today i have not had any fluids since midnight.

then i lined up in a line of cars for 45 mins which was not for covid testing turns out some car just started a random line & we all assumed it was the testing line.

🤪

[Tess @goditsmetess]

There were two whole stories dedicated to workers being abused by customers on @7NewsAdelaide tonight. One retail, one for airline staff.

Can we be better than this please?

[Josh Peak @Josh_Peak]

With 5 days to go until Christmas.

Let’s keep our cool and treat retail workers with respect.

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@eCoopstar I still enjoy the song!

[Tess @goditsmetess]

3 hours waiting for covid test this morn
=
18 opportunities to really nail down the lyrics of All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

Gotta look at the positives everyone.

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@Lawrence_Ben Stunning!

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@Mikey_Nicholson Good news day!!!!

[Tess @goditsmetess]

@aaron_hill @sabinewolff @nytimes 100% this! recipe takes double the time just trying to convert measurements!

[Alison Pennington @ak_pennington]

Great coverage from @JewelTopsfield @smh on work, family & care crisis for retail workers.
https://t.co/jAxfZjssS9

[Tess @goditsmetess]

Dolly is Delta Goodrem imo #MaskedSingerAU