Weed Bible

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Don't panic, it's organic.

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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit.

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That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn't have told someone something.

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Keep your relationship, problems and life on the DL, not on your TL.

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*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *Out* "I want to go home, I hate people."

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Throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill out.

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I only tweet when I'm high. I tweet a lot.

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Its impossible to be unhappy when you're this high, all the time..

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Everyone should just smoke #weed, and not kill each other.

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Smoke. Relax. Eat. And Repeat.

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RT if you've not given a single fuck about anything today.

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There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

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High Showers >

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Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Make sure you get your daily dose of your vitamins T, H, and C.

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I wish there was a rewind button in life.

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Weed brings out the best in people.

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Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

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Everyday is a great day to get stoned.