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Secretary of the Interior

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@ConCaracal Congratulations!

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I would say majority of it.

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

Chatting to a friend yesterday and we got talking about all the taxes you now pay which didn’t exist in 1996.

I wonder how much the “cost of living crisis” is actually just taxes which accomplish nothing but making life more expensive.

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Oopsie @DanCorderOnAir best you run away

[IOL News @IOL]

Ten people were shot dead at a shisanyama in Cape Town on Sunday morning, mere hours after 17 were killed in a tavern shooting near Carletonville in Gauteng.
Read on https://t.co/xNrNLy2rnl
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Oh no is @DanCorderOnAir aware of this? Maybe @RediTlhabi I mean is this better or worse than America?

[News24 🇿🇦 @News24]

West Rand tavern horror: At least 17 people killed, 15 injured in Gauteng mass shooting
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[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

They absolutely hate white people in South Africa!

The government literally tells people to go out and murder white people!

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@Jonathan_Witt @HBlomkamp I will take option B as defacto.

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