willem

these grapes are right on the edge

[willem @godsfancytweets]

a liar does not concern himself with the opinions of a creep

[willem @godsfancytweets]

SOLVED: one of rock and roll's greatest mysteries. why did devoto really leave the buzzcocks? turns out he left us an answer before leaving the band... and your woke nephew is NOT going to like it #timesup #metoo #imoutonaccountofyou

[willem @godsfancytweets]

i’m sorry, but…. this girls name is sussudio?

[willem @godsfancytweets]

nathan fielder is the based mr beast

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I want u to hear these 2 doctors from Australia sending their last words, fully aware they could be killed any second.

What they’re describing is horror that defies belief.
70% of their patients are kids…

[willem @godsfancytweets]

found a dollar

[willem @godsfancytweets]

original pringles taste like how a mcdonald’s smells

[willem @godsfancytweets]

my roommate’s cat thinks she can just scratch at my door and cry any time day or night and i will hang out with her or let her sleep in my bed… well she’s right

[willem @godsfancytweets]

@thejahliemae @ebayoutfits was just saying this

[willem @godsfancytweets]

@mollywidstrom completely agree, even to the extent that the episode where those two hang out raised my estimation of the show as a whole

[willem @godsfancytweets]

@wannabfisherman you got over your phobia of slim jims! inspiring ❤️

[willem @godsfancytweets]

@lllliatttt the mike white season is good

[willem @godsfancytweets]

@mollywidstrom

[willem @godsfancytweets]

me, talking to bugs: what part about BUG SPRAY do you not understand??!!

[Prince @prnlegacy]

"CORPORATIONS DON'T MAKE MUSIC...MUSICIANS DO."
- an anonymous musician in the early 21st century.

[willem @godsfancytweets]

bought this mug at the thrift store for no particular reason but now i’m like
“wait who’s R”

[willem @godsfancytweets]

whenever it’s not my day off i’m like “damn i wish it was my day off”

[willem @godsfancytweets]

there’s nothing like a really good peach

[willem @godsfancytweets]

tried to conjure up a mental image of me talking to myself and it was liz lemon lol

[willem @godsfancytweets]

et tu, cub?