gorg💕

[gorg💕 @goffable]

World Cup Hallelujah

[Insider Edge Bets @InsiderEdgeBets]

Luke Littler could throw a dart up a spider’s arse

[gorg💕 @goffable]

I am selling 1 floor standing ticket to The 1975, Wednesday 21/02/2024 - Birmingham. DM me 🫶🏼 ticket can be transferred officially through ticketmaster

[David Milliken @david_milliken]

Shrinkflation latest: Bahlsen Choco Leibniz biscuits now only have 8 in a tray rather than 9…

At least I now know what to ask Andrew Bailey at the Bank of England press conference tomorrow!

[gorg💕 @goffable]

This is the saddest news to have hit our household. We are being robbed and handing them the cash. How dare they🥹

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Watching Littler miss doubles vs Watching Humphries miss doubles.

[gorg💕 @goffable]

Keep taxing the poor like we’re the problem🥲

[gorg💕 @goffable]

Keep taxing the poor like we’re the problem🥲

[Tom Lawrinson @TomLawrinson]

How about an advent calendar where the numbers are in order. I’m a busy man, can’t be fucking around looking for number 13

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

This is the actual Government of the United Kingdom tweeting this is it?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

if my grandma had wheels

[gorg💕 @goffable]

@SHEIN_Official diabolical company. Lost my parcel - I’ve been chasing and just receive the same copy and pasted message.

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Gonna be awkward when ITV discovers some of the things Nigel Farage has said and done.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

a steaming bowl of week-old dog shit

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

The cashier in Tesco when I say I haven’t got a Clubcard

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

"Dylan let's take a look at your best bits" #BBUK

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

#BBUK #BigBrotherUK

Henry at his eviction interview:

“Well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded”

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

A Prime Minister should be getting interviewed, not interviewing people. The head of a country fawning over a billionaire. This is as pathetic as it is worrying.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Finally caved & put the heating on