lavender menace

☭ • agender dyke • 28

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

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[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Your flesh will embarrass you

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

The hottest thing about BOUND is the dykes never say “i love you”, they just fuck and steal and wear sunglasses in a truck

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

tell me you moved to NYC for college without telling me

[Eve @tinglespoon]

i think the whole new yorker nativism shit is so fucking stupid and insensitive to the fact that a lot of queer people move to nyc because it is safer for us than where we were born

[The surgery. @woundjob]

being queer and into hardcore means that i enjoy two different types of sweaty pits

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

forgot if you dont put tonal indicators on a joke here the internet will try to correct you at every turn

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

I get that you won’t be set for life from an adult swim show, but it’s heartbreaking seeing things like Frylock’s VA waiting tables or Brak’s VA driving for Amazon.

[🐟 @crushed_bug]

actually the most beautiful thing i've seen all week

[Maya Buser @shytwunk]

when my pup friends talk about pup stuff i feel like a deeply christian mother struggling to support her gay son

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

@sharnasaurus @InstantSunrise bi men dating straight women have already moslty filtered out the homophobic ones since phobic straight women see bi men as gay. they aren't typically fetishized the same way straight men do bi women.

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

@sharnasaurus @InstantSunrise you know any bi men with straight bfs?

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[Haloperidoll @lithiatedyke]

Raise your hand if you've had an orgasm ruined because of the hitachi magic wand 20 minute cutoff

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

nü t.A.T.u

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔴𝔦𝔦𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨 🅴 @darkwingspook]

He real for dat 😭

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Go today. We need everyone all in on I Love Boosters.

Today, Neon's head of distribution is on the phone all day with exhibitors pitching to keep screens. Getting your ticket today still helps with that.

It's $5 Tuesday in a lot of places.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

This guy was at the top of his game sucking off strangers in the park. Taylor Swift would never do something like this for her fans.

[Now is the time of Monster Energy Drink @land_planarian]

Sorry to do consumer activism, but it really is a delightful movie, and it'd be nice if it made enough money to ensure we get more like it. Go see it ASAP while you can

[vernon @vernophobic]

i love being a sick freak

[lavender menace @goghingghost]

@BootsRiley @2grindonmybelt feel free to use mine, already got stubs (:

[Sam 🔞 @butchswagapino]

hung tgirl grabbing me by the hair and shoving my face into her crotch and then tapping the tip on my tongue a little and then putting it in my mouth and slowly pushing my head down to the base so i can smell her gross sweaty bush and calling me a good boy for taking it so well