Joanne Freeman

My thoughts and my beliefs are just that.. mine. They don't make me right. They don't make me wrong. They just make me, ME!

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

@Dippydaz1977 Strikes again! 👍🏻

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

@Dippydaz1977 You concentrate on your league and leave the big boys to it!! 🤪😂

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

@Dippydaz1977 You Reds!

[Major Gowen @MajorGowen_]

If this doesn't make you proud to be British, you aren't. #queensfuneral

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Tonight at @LboroTownHall a cracking night. Luke who doesn't make wheels and his Dad Kevin, Matt and Natalie, Jo and Joey and everyone else thanks for coming

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

@Dippydaz1977 You want to be supporting Newcastle! 🤣

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

@Sophiemayz1 Get better soon 😘

[M&S @marksandspencer]

Hey @AldiUK we love a charity idea (Colin's been a BIG fundraiser for years). We just want you to use your own character. How about #kevinthecarrotcake ? That idea's on us... and we promise we won't do Keith 😉

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

[NS @terrymardee]

How Boris has handled the coronavirus.

Stop #panicbuying

[Tom @Tommy_1972]

‘In Penny Lane there is a knobhead with an aerosol...’

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

From The GC to Madonna, from Gillian McKeith to Mary Berry, from Wagner to Ant and Dec, I present to you the greatest viral moments of the decade. Thank me later.

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Today. This. ❤️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Classic #BonfireNight chat:

“Would it be better to stand over there?”
“It was meant to start by now”
“Can you see ok?”
“Ooh that was a big one”
“Oh that was a pretty one”
“I really need a wee”
“Was that it?”
“I’m sure it was better last year”
“Right, how do we get out?”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry, are you...?”
“Oh... no! No, I’m not, sorry...”
“Ah! That’s ok, haha, thanks, sorry”
“Sorry”

Transcript of a Brit asking another Brit if they’re in the queue

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Glad they’ve brought back Footballers’ Wives. And what an opening episode. 😳

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s October? How ridiculous

[Joanne Freeman @gogojojof]

Anyone else trying to figure out who Paul Hollywood might fancy this year?! 🤔#GBBO #bakeoff