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[Tex2 @TexFunz2]

Official Patch Notes - July 30

https://t.co/0B5Q5P4ERj

#GTAOnline

[Clooless Podcast @CloolessPodcast]

Ask us questions for a Truth Or Drink, MAKE THEM SPICY AND GOOD, DIFFICULT TO ANSWER, thank you

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

4th photo is how I look at the ref after they wave off an icing call at 9:45pm on a Sunday

[Harry @harryodini588]

#GTAOnline Event Week August 6-12, 2026:
Discounts

- Paleto Bay Business Properties – 60% off
- High End Apartments – 40% off
- Benny’s Conversion Upgrades – 40% off
- Karin Kuruma (Armored) (Sports) – 60% off
- Karin Kuruma (Sports) – 60% off
- Lampadati Toro (Boat) – 30% off
- Albany Cavalcade XL (SUV) – 30% off
- Canis Castigator (SUV) – 30% off
- HVY Vetir (Military) – 30% off
- Pegassi Reaper (Super) – 30% off
- Dinka Kanjo SJ (Coupe) – 30% off
- Brute Armored Boxville (Van) – 30% off
- Progen Itali GTB (Super) – 30% off
- BF Weevil (Compact) – 30% off
- Obey 8F Drafter (Sports) – 30% off
- Pfister Comet Safari (Sports) – 30% off

Gun Van:

Service Carbine | Heavy Rifle (50% off) | Combat Shotgun (30% off for GTA+ Members) | Compact Rifle | Heavy Pistol | Battle Axe | Tear Gas | Grenades | Sticky Bombs

[Harry @harryodini588]

#GTAOnline Event Week August 6-12, 2026:
Bonuses

- 100% chance of finding the Panther Statue on first playthrough of The Cayo Perico Heist Finale
🎁 Complete The Cayo Perico Heist Finale to receive the Panther Tour Jacket
- 2X GTA$ and RP on Assault on Cayo Perico
- 2X GTA$ and RP on A Superyacht Life
- 3X GTA$ and RP on Community Mission Series
🎁 Play GTA Online to get a GTA$1,000,000 login bonus
🎁 Play GTA Online to get the Sunset Glow Necklace and the Blue and Pink Glow Shades

[GTA Series Videos @GTASeries]

A new #GTAOnline event starts on July 30 (available through August 5).

Earn 2X GTA$ on your first weekly completion of The Fleeca Heist and The Pacific Standard Heist. Weekly completion bonuses have also been reset, boosting first-time payouts this week across select Heists and Contact Missions. A Superyacht Life Missions, Shipwrecks, and Motor Wars (Cayo Perico) also award 2X GTA$ and RP. Plus, claim a Salvage Yard vehicle, take on a new Community Mission offering 3X Rewards, and more.

This is also the final week for Fine Art Collector Elitist Tier members to claim their rewards.

- Log in to receive the Tropical Bangles, Tropical Glow Necklace and the Pacific Standard Sweater

WEEKLY CHALLENGE
- Win two Adversary Modes to receive the Manor Tie-dye Tee and GTA$100,000

2X GTA$ FIRST TIME COMPLETION
- The Fleeca Heist Finale
- Complete The Fleeca Heist Finale to receive the Fleeca Circuit livery for the Übermacht Cypher within 72 hours
- The Pacific Standard Heist

3X GTA$ & RP
- Community Mission Series

2X GTA$ & RP
- A Superyacht Life Missions
- Motor Wars (Cayo Perico)
- Shipwrecks

DISCOUNTS (60% OFF)
- Paleto Bay Businesses
- Galaxy Super Yacht including modifications
- Karin Kuruma (Armored)
- Karin Kuruma

DISCOUNTS (40% OFF)
- High-End Apartments
- Benny's Conversions

DISCOUNTS (30% OFF)
- Classique Broadway
- Dinka Blista Kanjo
- Dinka Chavos V6
- Imponte Ruiner ZZ-8
- Invetero Coquette D1
- Prison Bus
- Truffade Adder
- Truffade Z-Type
- Vapid Uranus LozSpeed

GUN VAN PRIMARY DISCOUNTS
- 40% OFF: Service Carbine
- 30% OFF GTA+ Members: Railgun
- Remaining inventory: Tactical SMG, Compact Grenade Launcher, Combat Pistol, Machete, Grenades, Sticky Bombs & Pipe Bombs

FIB PRIORITY FILE
- The Fine Art File - https://t.co/Q57krsHo2G

KORTZ CENTER HEIST PRIMARY TARGETS
- A Cast of Characters
- Mi O Melee
- To Beat About the Bush

SALVAGE YARD ROBBERIES
- The Gangbanger Robbery: Pfister Comet S2 Cabrio with LS Pounders plate (Top Tier) [CLAIMABLE]
- The McTony Robbery: Invetero Coquette D10 (Top Tier)
- The Podium Robbery: Vapid Dominator GTT (Standard Tier)

FREE VEHICLES
- The Lucky Wheel Podium Vehicle: Übermacht Cypher - https://t.co/bxQegCW74D
- LS Car Meet Prize Ride: Karin Boor - https://t.co/WSGwCDuA6e - Place Top 5 in the LS Car Meet Series for four days in a row

TEST RIDES
- Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Classique Broadway, Dinka Blista Kanjo, Dinka Chavos V6, Invetero Coquette D1 & Truffade Z-Type
- Luxury Autos: Albany Merula & Ocelot E-Stride
- Test Track: Imponte Ruiner ZZ-8, Truffade Adder & Vapid Uranus LozSpeed
- Premium Test Ride (HSW): Överflöd Entity MT

PREMIUM RACE & TRIALS
- Premium Race: Crossing Paths - https://t.co/MAk6CuNq1e
- Time Trial: Great Ocean Highway - https://t.co/Ii4pj25CGQ
- HSW Time Trial: Textile City to Stab City - https://t.co/Abs0CnWORp

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!!!

This couldn’t have gone better imo.

Congrats @YumiMain on the win!!

[Dark @goinndark]

@THP070 Cause I was gonna ask for the ignus pursuit as well

[Dark @goinndark]

@THP070 Was the ignus pursuit given away yesterday?

[Dark @goinndark]

@THP070 I’m working on kortz center

[Dark @goinndark]

@GamerSupps I need to buy more tubs

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

merry christmas (in july) 🎄

up to 6 tiers, and free 🎁's in every one

rt + comment for a chance to win 3 gg tubs of your choice

winner picked 7/28 👀

[PLTytus @PLTytus]

#GTAOnline
Kortz Center Heist Elite Challnege

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

HOSTING MY VERY FIRST GEOGUESSR TOURNAMENT WITH @ProjectBloomtv

It will be streamed live on both of our Twitch channels and i’m sure a bunch of the contestants will also be streaming!!

[Bigpuffer @BigPuffer]

RIP Clooless (podcast)

[GTA Series Videos @GTASeries]

For the second week of The Kortz Center Heist in #GTAOnline, players can grab four new paintings: "The Outcome of Endeavour," "Winter, Nowhere in Particular," "I Hear Voices," and "I, Fruit."

"The Outcome of Endeavour" is exclusive to Fine Art Collectors and is already available, as shown in our 4-Player Full Stealth Elite run: https://t.co/ZC76yTiOJs

This lineup finally gives legit Career Progress completionists a chance to unlock the Armored Vapid Caracara and complete all four tiers. Here's our breakdown of the paintings:

- Top Left: The Outcome of Endeavour - A casino-themed painting featuring four armed aliens walking behind a diamond, dice, and casino chips in the foreground. The style is a clear homage to Salvador Dalí, with elongated, shadowy figures that recall his surreal dreamscapes and melting imagery inspired by one of his best-known works, "The Persistence of Memory".

- Top Right: Winter, Nowhere in Particular - A great nod to North Yankton, featuring the Ludendorff Church, the Ludendorff Beaver in the background, and a very Red Dead-looking character in the foreground. It draws from classic 19th-century American landscape art, especially the Hudson River School style associated with painters like Thomas Cole and Albert Bierstadt.

- Bottom Left: I Hear Voices - This appears to reference the infamous GTA Online glitch that caused rabbits to appear in players' pools because of animal spawn points Rockstar left behind while placing the mansion. The painting uses Roy Lichtenstein's pop art style, complete with oversized Ben-Day dots that recreate the look of cheap vintage comic book printing.

- Bottom Right: I, Fruit - This still life appears to be the "real-life" inspiration for the iFruit logo. A banana sits between two perfectly placed round fruits, surrounded by oranges, grapes, a pomegranate, a very suggestive papaya, and a few other suspiciously shaped fruits hidden beneath the cup. It's packed with the kind of innuendos and visual jokes you'd expect from Rockstar.
The style is known as Bodegón, a Spanish Baroque still-life tradition associated with artists like Zurbarán.

[GTA Series Videos @GTASeries]

A new #GTAOnline event starts on July 23 (available through July 29).

Tomorrow, the Pegassi Ignus Pursuit becomes available from Warstock, while the Grotti Veleno GT arrives at Legendary Motorsport and remains free for GTA+ Members through August 12.

The Kortz Center Heist will receive new Primary Targets, its first-completion bonus will reset and completing it without dying will award an extra GTA$400,000. The Titan Job will also offer a boosted first-completion bonus, with 4X salaries for Associates and Bodyguards.

- Log in to receive the Knuckleduster Tee
- New Law Enforcement Vehicle: Pegassi Ignus Pursuit
- Now available to everyone : Grotti Veleno GT

FINE ART COLLECTOR PROGRAM
- Mansion owners who played GTA Online from June 17-July 13 will receive the following Elitist Tier Rewards through August 5:
- GTA$1,000,000 discount on the Art Studio
- Free Vault Keypad Art Studio upgrade
- The Kortz Center Heist Primary Target Painting: The Outcome of Endeavour
- Kortz Center Mansion Sculpture: The Crescent Tense
- Free Western Company Annihilator Stealth: Claim from Warstock Cache & Carry

WEEKLY CHALLENGE
- Complete The Kortz Center Heist without dying to receive a bonus reward of GTA$400,000

5X GTA$ & RP
- HSW Race Series (PS5, XBOX Series X|S, PC Enhanced)

3X GTA$ & RP
- Overtime Rumble
- Community Series

4X GTA$
- Associate and Bodyguard Salaries

2X GTA$
- First-Time Completion: The Titan Job (Oscar Guzman Flies Again)

DISCOUNTS (50% OFF)
- Chameleon Paints (PS5, XBOX Series X|S, PC Enhanced)
- McKenzie Field Hangar

DISCOUNTS (30% OFF)
- Benefactor Vorschlaghammer
- Declasse Tulip M-100
- Dewbauchee JB 700W
- Enus Windsor Drop
- Karin Technical
- Pegassi Tempesta
- Pegassi Torero
- Pfister 811
- Vapid Retinue Mk II

GUN VAN PRIMARY DISCOUNTS
- 30% OFF: Combat Shotgun
- 40% OFF GTA+ Members: Compact EMP Launcher
- Rest of the inventory: Military Rifle, Compact Grenade Launcher, Flare Gun, Knuckle Dusters, Proximity Mines, Pipe Bombs & Sticky Bombs

FIB PRIORITY FILE
- The Brute Force File - https://t.co/26QjIOXE9V

KORTZ CENTER HEIST PRIMARY TARGETS
- The Outcome of Endeavour (Fine Art Collectors only)
- Winter, Nowhere in Particular
- I Hear Voices
- I, Fruit

SALVAGE YARD ROBBERIES
- The Podium Robbery: Grotti Stinger TT (Top Tier)
- The Gangbanger Robbery: Übermacht Cypher (Standard Tier)
- The Cargo Ship Robbery: Canis Seminole Frontier (Low Tier)

FREE VEHICLES
- The Lucky Wheel Podium Vehicle: Vapid Ratel - https://t.co/OzAIqSI1mb
- LS Car Meet Prize Ride: Dinka Postlude - https://t.co/MfZUFpzZh8 - Place Top 5 in the LS Car Meet Series for three days in a row

TEST RIDES
- Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Benefactor Läufer & Grotti Veleno GT
- Luxury Autos: Benefactor Vorschlaghammer, Declasse Tulip M-100, Enus Windsor DropPfister 811 & Vapid Retinue Mk II
- Test Track: Dewbauchee JB 700W, Pegassi Tempesta & Pegassi Torero
- Premium Test Ride (HSW): Grotti Brioso R/A

PREMIUM RACE & TRIALS
- Premium Race: Cutting Coroners - https://t.co/MgY353utgu
- Time Trial: Observatory - https://t.co/vS2I5iWXSt
- HSW Time Trial: Sandy Shores to La Puerta - https://t.co/Us0ftEsJNu

[Clooless Podcast @CloolessPodcast]

In case you don't watch the latest podcast episode (Episode 98) we are officially ending the podcast weekly for the foreseeable future after Episode 100. We'll talk about it more in the coming episodes but we just wanna thank EVERYONE for tuning in every week and listening to us talk and ramble about nothing important lmao. Your support means everything to us and we couldn't have made it this far without y'all

ALSO, this does not mean the end of Clooless. We are going to continue on the Gaming and Reacts channel PLUS we have something new coming after Episode 100. This is just the end of the podcast, which started this all.