sam goins

Sam Goins

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dude finds his dog after 3 years https://t.co/gjBOsboUGJ

[TP @OGxTP]

If a girl ain’t post NOTHIN yesterday she havin wayyyy too much motion lmao.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

white boy STUNS girlfriend with 4:15pm VALENTINE'S day dinner RESERVATION

[RG4 @R0bertGriffinIV]

Always love grabbing my wallet from my jeans on the floor in the morning. Means I had a night.

[𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒚 @Twatch_Me_]

Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone.

[Nate @thenatewolf]

I’ve always been pretty chill about gender. Like when Shania said “let’s go girls,” I knew that included me.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Anti-Poachers in the DR Congo taking a selfie with the gorillas they are protecting

[Vance 🌞⚡️ @VanceE]

As a man you need to experience months of 4-6 hours of sleep, a debilitating stimulant addiction, love being ripped from you, getting your ass absolutely kicked, years of not feeling good enough, poverty and a liver shot.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

One of the downsides of having a very level headed reasonable sweetheart mom is that it did nothing to prepare me for dating women

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

It’s been too long since I linked a girl that faced an entire blunt in her car before she saw me and then we kiss and my mouth tastes like grape swishers for the rest of the night. Need that

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“men don’t appreciate lingerie anymore” yeah cause y’all wearing it out as a halloween costume 😭😭😭

[Lucas Goins @GoinsLlog]

@TristanSnell Oooh a bad country invaded another bad country to help a different bad country. Sounds like we have 2 options. Imperialism or Isolationism. Forgot about option 3… we could just donate billions of tax dollars to those bad countries and solve nothing.

[conor shack @ConorShack]

“im neurodivergent” that’s cool man you’re still being an asshole

[trash jones @jzux]

i love finding out a person my age is already divorced. like damn bro you lapped me

[pj @pjayevans]

Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

[SAG AF! @tejashanik_]

the parking lot after the function be better than the actual function 😭

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

picnic dates being too intimate for y’all but y’all engage in causal sex and kiss everybody y’all date lmaoooo this generation confused fr

[Lucas Goins @GoinsLlog]

At what point do 320million Americans wake up and just not vote for either main stream candidate? Like that is an option.. we could just not vote for those two. They have a spot for Write-ins.