Walshstone Superstar

Rock legend emeritus of the WalshStone superband.

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @CorpBarnaby]

🇺🇸 Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. He wanted us to answer with “Ahoy-hoy!”

Thomas Edison said “Hello!” instead. Hello won.

But, Bell kept saying Ahoy-hoy anyway for the rest of his life.

Meanwhile, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons has been repping Ahoy-hoy this whole time. 😂

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

JUST A REMINDER.

Paraguay beat Brazil and Argentina and had the best defensive record in South American World Cup qualifying.

They just lost 4-1 to the USMNT in their opening match at the 2026 World Cup final.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Wedding Singer (1998) barely gets started before Steve Buscemi detonates it. The drunk best man speech isn’t just a gag, it sets the tone for how unhinged this world can get. He’s on screen for minutes and somehow feels essential to the movie’s DNA.

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

Cal and Stanford playing a single elimination game in Charlotte, North Carolina will never not be funny.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team currently leads their division 👀

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

BEAR TERRITORY 🔥

@CalBaseball serves up the series upset to No. 23 Virginia in Game 3, 8-7!

#NCAABaseball

[Jack ten Bosch @j10bosch]

1/
asked deepseek v4 pro whether browser-harness skills should be markdown files (per the repo's own readme) or if we should do more work and make sifttext nodes

it picked the sifttext, and derived why

what's crazy is that it then proceeded to sell sifttext to itself (thanks for the free marketing 😂)

why would it do that? because the tree is a precomputed context graph for skills to be loaded JIT...

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

An MLB player tosses a ball to a kid wearing his jersey.

The kid makes the catch… then hands it to his little sister and gives her a hug. How can you not love baseball

[iPacers.com @iPacersblog]

Moment of the Game:

[will @will_nba_hater]

Mike trout:

[Thomas Frank @TomFrankly]

Currently 892 hours into automating a 30-second task I do 4 times a year

It's gonna be so worth it once I get everything working

[Marc Joffe @marcjoffe]

For some reason, the @wapo editorial board decided to cover Bay Area county finances and absolutely nailed it: runaway spending despite a stagnant population.

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A farmer watching the Irish Open surrounded by his cows.

[College Baseball Reference @CBsBReference]

D1 Baseball Programs in CA are (141-122) thru February

1. @USC_Baseball (10-0)
2. @CBUbaseball (9-3)
3. @UCLABaseball (8-2)
4. @UCIbsb (8-3)
5. @UCSB_Baseball (7-2)
6. @AztecBaseball (7-3)
6. @CalBaseball (7-3)
6. @USDbaseball (7-3)
9. @CSUNBaseball (6-4)
9. @SMC_Baseball (6-4)
9. @SFDonsBaseball (6-4)
12. @FresnoStateBSB (5-4)
13. @PacificBaseball (5-5)
13. @StanfordBSB (5-5)
13. @ucdavisbaseball (5-5)
16. @UCSDbsb (4-5)
17. @CalPolyBSB (4-6)
17. @LBDirtbags (4-6)
17. @SanJoseStateBSB (4-6)
17. @SCU_Baseball (4-6)
21. @CSUB_Baseball (4-7)
21. @ucrbsb (4-7)
23. @lmulionsBSB (4-8)
24. @FullertonBSB (3-7)
24. @SacStBaseball (3-7)
26. @PepperdineBASE (2-7)

[U. Perkins, Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

I was today years old when I found out why the University of Notre Dame were given the moniker “Fighting Irish.” Back in 1924, thousands of KKK were trying to intimidate Catholics in Indiana, but were met by students that led to 3 days of clashes and were chased out.

[Erik Brynjolfsson @erikbryn]

2022:
It's so over in the Bay Area. Miami is the future.

2026:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.