Gary Samson 🇪🇺🇺🇦

Local history researcher and author. Previously IT professional, web and software developer, psychologist @unikent.

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@benonwine @elonmusk Actually, we're not

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@WorldBollard The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed...except this time 🙂

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@UniKent_Music Are there any plans to broadcast these lunchtime concerts online or are they now just in-person events?

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@steveald @fesshole With Izal paper, I reckon you could just about get away with the one sheet method. Well, at least there'd be no danger of a push-through.

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@ScientistSoph @SocGenealogists Was fully expecting this to be a role assisting the Groom of the Stool! 🤣

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@jessamycarlson @BrickwrksMuseum The name's Bond, Stretcher Bond 🙂

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@todayyearsold Perfect chef's hat for a hamster, too!

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@jessphillips Hmm. Let me guess...he's lying. So transparent.

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@DefenceU That has moments of a real thousand-yard stare. No bloody wounds or broken bones but a difficult watch.

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@mhdksafa Yes

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@Kent_Online Looks like the front of a galloping horse to me.

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@VintiquesMark Parliament is just Nadine's side hustle—a lucrative one, too.

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@Sandford_Police

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@philbotski @unionlib And here is that Punch cartoon

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@RoryStewartUK @RestIsPolitics Astonishing or just expected these days?

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@dave43law Already rehearsing excuses for failing to meet the Government's much-vaunted five key priorities for 2023. https://t.co/JkpnIRbcXJ

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@The_Globe Exit, pursued by a bear — The Winter's Tale, Act III, Scene 3

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@canterburycc @SouthernWater is dumping with impunity now as customers potentially face a 40% hike in bills to cover lack of investment over shareholder profits.

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@canterburycc But the MetOffice (https://t.co/7Sve7PH6oi) doesn't have any rain forecast for the next seven days and I really don't think we could call today's occasional light shower heavy rain!

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@theJeremyVine 'E' for envelopes