Amy Goldfine

Hire me to be your bookkeeper. Pronouns: she/her

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

My phone clearly doesn't know me very well because it just autocorrected "gym" to "fun."

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@harvilla Thanks for doing my first favorite band justice.

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@meganwollerton @wirecutter Are there no smart bulbs that go up to 1600 lumens? My apartment has no overhead lighting so my lamps have to be bright when I need them to be…but I want to be able to dim for mood/reading.

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@AndrewCDowns @harvilla Same

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@harvilla Oh you mean like “Limp Bizkit is all dick, no phantom”?😂 (one of your best lines, tbh)

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@cmmolanphy @Slate Wow I had not seen that Eurythmics performance before! Her outfit, the harmonies, the cowboy in the back, amazing! And is that a guitar played with a bow?!

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@Labcorp Yes it is working now

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@Labcorp I am trying to make an appointment on your website but get an error when I search my zip code

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

OMGOMGOMG JOLIE KERR IS BACK! ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/j3ZzLGsSgG

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@alabbazia Thanks!

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@BrokenRecord @jtimberlake @itsjrichmond To clarify, that comment applies to both album and the episode!

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@BrokenRecord @jtimberlake @itsjrichmond SO FUCKING GOOD @itsjrichmond

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@imgur trying to create an acct and stuck at phone verification. I put in my number and the “next” button is grayed out

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@harvilla @PopPantheonPod @DJLouieXIV I will never un-hear “I’m a Bee” 😂

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

Were other ‘90s boy band fans screaming “It’s 5ive!“ into their phones during this week’s #JJHO cultural reference? (What’s the Venn diagram between @hodgman fans and 5ive fans?)

[KC Davis @KCDavisSays]

I dont know who the cartoonist is but this is the most succinct framing if this issue Ive seen.

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@Deeeenie @harvilla @pnut @yasisalek Came here to mention the same thing!

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@harvilla Rob you forgot the actual worst song of the 90s: that horrible I’m Blue song, that David Guetta has resurrected for some reason, probably just to torture us.

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@harvilla Best line ever about Cotton-Eyed Joe: “It’s like if a square dance caller got an invisibility star from Super Mario Bros.” 😂

[Amy Goldfine @goldfine]

@BrokenRecord @itsjrichmond @JanelleMonae @NateWonderful Congrats @itsjrichmond, Janelle Monae said she loves you and you have great taste. Great interview!