this barbie is an annoying astrologer

🏳️‍🌈 | 🩷💜💙 | ♎️♒️♋️ | she/her | I‘m depressed, chronically unfunny and hate the world we live in.

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

Most people don’t know that coercion is a sex crime. If you gotta convince them to have sex, that’s SA.

[nina⁷ @ninaeyu]

long distance friendships are so funny bc it’s like here i am updating my friend who lives in another continent about ppl in my life they’ve never met while they update me about ppl in their life i’ve never met either but we’re so invested in each other’s tea anyway

[☀️TouchingRainbow⛱️ @TouchingRainbow]

Werde nie aufhören das zu retweeten

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING LIT UP IN HONOR OF SEEMINGLY RANCH?!?! SCREAMING

[eat shit elon @SurrendertoVi]

Boy math is opening up your marriage so you can fuck around then getting mad bc your wife is gettin slammed while you severely overestimated your market value

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

fuck sex, have you ever had a friend who just genuinely believes in you ?????, like no matter what you want to achieve or do, they always believe u can ?????

[this barbie is an annoying astrologer @goldiegrace]

@naddoska You definitely know her song Best Friend though!

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Notice these men preying on girls aren't befriending 16-year-old boys as their peers? It's almost like they actually understand 16-year-olds are children.

[emily may @emilykmay]

one of the wildest societal shifts happening right now is that marriage has always been optional for men, and now it’s also optional for women. and some people are ✨upset✨about this.

[Your Fave's Fave @_ItsMarisWorld_]

boy math

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

You’ve heard of LEGALLY BLONDE, now get ready for

[Drop seeds not bombs @helenaddy]

I'm angry because we could have fucking controlled this virus, could have eradicated it, and instead we chose to infect the population multiple times with it. Instead we let children lose caregivers. Instead we shrugged and said, "You do you. Gotta keep the economy going."

[Paradoxe, The Great @Astronomikal1]

They actually need to do both.

[grace @gracesftdt]

me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am

[this barbie is an annoying astrologer @goldiegrace]

Es ist so wild wie absolut JEDES MAL wenn ich bei IG ein ama mache, Harry Potter fragen kommen aber immer nur anonym lolololololol also wissen die eigentlich doch ganz genau, dass HP etwas ist, wofür man sich schämen sollte hahahaha

[Billie Lourd @praisethelourd]

I was birthed by Princess Leia once ✨🤍✨