Goldilocks

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[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Has anyone done DNA testing ? Like the 23 and me or ancestry ?

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

I seriously need to start keeping a bottle of ketchup in my car again

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

still don’t know what to get my mom for Christmas. She’s the hardest to shop for 😅 any suggestions plz send them my way

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Found out I have a parking ticket I never paid from 2015 👍🏻😅

[pussy willow rose @madsavv]

I want a love like Johnny and June

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Home from work finally and cracked open the bottle of wine ✅

[LB 🦆 @_tyler_o5]

Shit. I’d marry myself

[brandi @brandinicc]

They don’t love you if they cheat on you. Simple.

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Got hired on the spot today at my interview 💪🏻

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Gosh darn my eye sockets feel like their bleeding

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Can’t believe I went a whole winter without using my remote car starter

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Ready for a damn beer

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Just tryna move to Wyoming and live on a ranch

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Letting your dog become extremely overweight because you’re too lazy to exercise them or “they love to eat” is animal abuse. Don’t own a dog if you’re an idiot.

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Why am I so obsessed with game pigeon games 🙃

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

So excited to wrap presents tomorrow

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

Torn between wanting to dye my hair dark or going lighter 🤔

[Goldilocks @goldilocks831]

All I’m doing after work today is laying in bed with the Christmas tree on and watching Christmas movies