Brandon Goldstone

jmu 23 | BLM | poet

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Patriots beat the Bills, pushing them from 1st to 4th in the 2025 NFL Draft order.

It’s very hard to tell your locker room to lose a game.

But there is no sugarcoating it: for a team with a ton of needs, losing out on the value of a first pick to use or trade for several picks is a major blow.

[Brandon Goldstone @goldstone_29]

@Three_Cone surprise: Ryan Dunn
disappointment: Luka

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!

[Brandon Goldstone @goldstone_29]

@KarenRFM bottom middle >>>

[Brandon Goldstone @goldstone_29]

@clintoris as a master’s students in mental health counseling, very loud retweet

[clintoris @clintoris]

We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth

[jp @excesstential]

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan

[justin ✩ @okjust1n]

“the Spotify student bundle used to include Hulu & Showtime just for $4.99”

[fallon dinkley 🤩 @ziarastars]

and we used to have 23 episodes a season that were 40-45 mins long

[Krown City King @KrownCityKing]

A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

It’s wild seeing 40 and 50 year old mfs with politics that I abandoned when I was like 14 lmao.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are for fucking up & figuring yourself out. Except for me, who should have had every single minute detail of my future plans set in stone the second I stopped being a teenager.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

Every. Single. Time.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

that’s not just my passenger princess, that’s my big dawg

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

the dehumanisation of retail workers needs to be studied because wdym you’re shouting and swearing at me over a can of coke

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Country: on fire, descending into fascism/authoritarianism, bribe-taking unchecked judicial body turning presidency into a monarchy, all bad very bad all the time and getting worse

Dems: 🎵that’s that VOTE espresso!!!🎵 😉😍🤪

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Me every time a new supreme court decision comes out lately