Andrew Nurse

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@NoContextBrits Surely it’s ‘essle rerd

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@harrym_vids What a machine! I’m not a biker but my god that noise is glorious. Love the bike videos as they open up a world I have no knowledge or experience of

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@HawksmoorTweets @dvh_ellis Genuinely thought that was a work of @coldwarsteve for a minute.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win my signed How High #Hikerdelic jacket - the one I wore on stage tonight. They go on sale for pre-orders on June 9th, the 25th anniversary of the release of How High from https://t.co/8nFhdIajVy

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[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

Well I hope this doesn’t awaken anything….

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"It was only after watching the video four times that I realised my phone had only registered the first few letters of my search for 'analysis of poverty'..."

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@UKHannover_fans does anybody know how to get tickets for today’s game? We’re at the ground but they’re not selling day tickets and we can’t order online. Keep getting an error message

[🦊🚙🦘 @foxcar_joey]

We’ve got an absolute fucking mystery on our hands folks.

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@marcusbeanchef Marcus, have a word with @scottbils it could be one for his brother

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@LidlGB Keith Musky Octopus

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

#TheHundred it’s very much like cricket but with shite graphics. Despite that, genuinely hope it brings new fans into the game

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

.@AthleticoMince are these from Neil Hunt’s seminal Big Cat collection?

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@davidpmathews @Jonnyboyzimba @WolfieCab @shivindia @piersmorgan When did this come in?

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@norrisbils You meaty hero

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@CarlPuttnam I may have “borrowed” those lyrics for my Twitter handle many moons ago!

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@VictoriaCoren Someone’s doing alright

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

@mattyglesias Well you somehow seemed to have united a whole continent with this take which is quite an achievement at the moment. Well done

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

Had a bizarre dream that @HawksmoorMCR opened a local market stall and were giving out free steak bakes. Think I might be getting withdrawal symptoms

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Apparently, the pilot is testing his eyesight just to make sure he’ll be ok for a transatlantic flight in a day or two. Sorry, that’s obviously not the case. It’s collecting information for a mapping software company.

[Andrew Nurse @goldtopcopy]

Isn’t Barnard Castle Eye Test one of @RealBobMortimer’s cat names?