Aquastr

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

You dont recognize me. I have the most popular diaper ASMR video on youtube and youre saying you dont recognize me

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

@Dynabroth September 23, 2012

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

Sir Georgeathan Drainball

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

8 months and 29 day old fetus: So do I need to bring a boat to go on the birth canal tomorrow?

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

@0xJonnyCache Love is here

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

Why isn’t there a “Rentals” page on the sex toys websites

[okay @chasedbywasps]

there's something almost comical about the Austin Powers movies

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

Tried to see what was on bro’s screen and he was looking at fatal faps

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

Who up glamorizing they idol

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

I’m a needy alpha male

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

Getting unemployed and scared at the party

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

I remember one smoke sesh where our friends all collectively smoked so much that we evaporated our buddy Connor into the universe where he died as a stillbirth

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

John Balldrain

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

@tobyfox Such an awesome game you created! I have great memories of playing it around when it came out!

[Aquastr @goldxx2yk]

They keep saying gum is stored in the balls but suck as I might, I never get any

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Mr. Coxon is right.

The very people building this technology admit that it could threaten the future of humanity.

That is why I will soon be introducing legislation to ban superintelligence and pause AI development.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

That's terrifying and insane. If that was how people were built the streets would overflow with dead bodies and cum. https://t.co/uKIxwuGZrf

[Jonesy @FrotniteGuy]

Last night was an asdfmovie