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my Twitter account is older than yours #freedurkderrickbanks

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@clsk1 @Cobalt_SShep No fucking way Aging Wheels ex-wife is now with Tavarish?? Holy car youtuber drama how did I not know this

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@up_ruth Conversely: the best song of all time is 100 percent some random SoundCloud bullshit

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@Mothpebbles Fr. Even on the quietest volume that shit would hurt my ears as a kid

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@nothinnice69 You deserve that for going ranch

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Man I used to be so good at tweeting. What happened.

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diet pepsi is soooo fuckin good. makes me wanna bust a nut #ad

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just spent 20 minutes in GTA online changing into pajamas, smoking weed, taking a shower and then going to bed

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@SarahBurssty I love undertime slopper.

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@BrentScher @Anna_Giaritelli Dude

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

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@ThePathHQ @walterpols @hankgreen Now you’re moving the goal posts. Hahaha

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@supermega

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

There should be a candidate named Andrew Yin for men who have been on a date.

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@metroadlib

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@rangekilla @isa_isi02 @glassmotif bro thinks this is /pol/ 😭

[Mixtree @M1xtree]

@gahhnie kids are smoking the hantavirus

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Security took me out of the line at the PinkPantheress show and inspected my hairline. They didnt do this to anyone else in line.

Explain this @Ticketmaster.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Got it done

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@fumuvids Can’t believe glasscake would do this

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@PocketMortys

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@1ariiis Once these damn wisdom teeth holes close ima beON that shit