Niranjan

BFC, Biriyani, Bacardi and Boom | Jai mata di, let's rock!

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She doesn't care about earring, only suffering.

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Friend: "You've lost weight. Are you gonna do the Keto diet again?"
Me: "Yeah. Let me put on some weight first."

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Me: "You have to give me money."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I have to buy clothes for your wedding."

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The king of centuries has fallen for a duck! #VirushkaWEDDING

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Kohli gave Aditi goli
Anushka gave Jaggu kushka
#SadDay

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Hey Santa, wanna get into my panta?

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You can't file an FIR just because I was on FIRe.

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If you are PMSing, I am SMSing.

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When I get Whiskey, I drink drunk.

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If a guy named Kashinath owned a telephone booth, his name would become Bhoothnaath. #PartyWithTheBhootnaath

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Now Virgin Mary has become Virgin Teri.

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#MeToo (Because I can)

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If there was no Kaossa, your life would be like an aloo-less samosa.

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Girl: "He was always out of class."
Me: "He was an outstanding student."

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Hey Reddy, remove your Chaddi.

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She was trying to be Kalpana Chawla, but she looks like Rajma Chawla.

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Me: "Birthday sex!"
Bday girl:" Your girlfriend is coming."
Me: "Who said I'm having sex with you? On your bday, I'll have sex with her."

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How do you say "Who's your bae" in Hindi?
Bae-Kaun

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Come to my estate
I'll rewrite your fate
I'm in the name of a date
Before your name, I'll add "late"