paul goth, mall blart 🇦🇲 🇵🇸

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on my way to fucking GET YOU

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

if you’ve ever worn black to a protest, used Signal, or carried a first aid kit, a federal jury just decided that can all be evidence of terrorism. a quick thread on the Prairielands convictions from last week, and what they mean for the right to protest in the US:

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[paul goth, mall blart 🇦🇲 🇵🇸 @gone_catfishing]

. @NYCMayor please fix the affordable ticket registration it's the only thing I have to live for

[: @sn0oozey]

I can’t wait to wake up again tomorrow as a low value female with a low vibrational lifestyle

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

An important pivot a woman makes in her feminist journey is deciding to stop debating feminism with men

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

Religious Cults are gonna get us all killed. Men are so stupid. They want to dominate the world in the name of a Man they believe lives in the sky. There is no man in the sky. The man is here on Earth and he’s UNWELL. There are clouds in the sky and they release precipitation. That’s it baby. How do we rehabilitate and deprogram an entire group of humans who believe God is calling them to commit genocide? Meanwhile God, the real God who only sees & never speaks, is watching all of this go down thru the eyes of the women & children these men continue to kill.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hell yeah

[avant-teen lucas ☀️ @noticedicried]

nope we’re all getting fat as shit this year

[bug girl @buggirl]

conflating evil shit men do with satanic rituals/devil worship is turning a blind eye to the depravity of patriarchal violence btw. refusing to acknowledge human evils & reframing them as a mystical force does a disservice to reality and ignores the systems that fuel exploitation

[mary @elaine_stritch]

can I please come over to your house and do this

[cooper @marnieapologist]

back in nyc

[The Associated Press @AP]

Animals in Chicago zoo delight in fresh snowfall

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

Wild Turkey feather appreciation post. Their feathers are stunning in the sunshine.

[Manhattan Bird Alert @BirdCentralPark]

The Barred Owl stayed in Central Park and enjoyed a restful Saturday high above the Loch. 🦉 ❤️

[paul goth, mall blart 🇦🇲 🇵🇸 @gone_catfishing]

@BirdCentralPark stunning...

[paul goth, mall blart 🇦🇲 🇵🇸 @gone_catfishing]

@MorePerfectUS JUSTICE FOR KITKAT