Marco

unbearably awesome

[Marco @gone_outside45]

some of my best work #dope

[Marco @gone_outside45]

pulling this out more often cause this was real good @squimbus5150

[Marco @gone_outside45]

alarm clock goes off at 7:45am. like a fool, i slap the thing with all the strength i can muster; this may be the fastest i’ve ever moved. clock falls. fast. the clock clips the edge of my lego midi-scale millenium falcon. it falls as if on the fucking sun. shatters. (of course)

[Marco @gone_outside45]

Dr. Doom causes Death and Destruction on the Daily. could call that obliteration

[Marco @gone_outside45]

dropped my phone from the top step and it decided to hit every other one on the way down

[Marco @gone_outside45]

i’ve never needed to get paid tmrw more than rn

[Marco @gone_outside45]

just had the weirdest argument with my mom ever. i should be dead rn but she just understood my point entirely what the fuck just happened

[Marco @gone_outside45]

who pissed everywhere 😂😂😂 whooo did ittt 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Marco @gone_outside45]

why is it yellow outside

[Marco @gone_outside45]

holy fuck my hair looks dope as shit rn

[Marco @gone_outside45]

@squimbus115 ?

[Marco @gone_outside45]

took an edible and went to the aquarium #bestideaever

[Marco @gone_outside45]

kill your fucking kid

[Marco @gone_outside45]

someone fuckin hit my mirror too what the fuck man

[Marco @gone_outside45]

someone deadass scratched my car when i was getting my haircut and we’re trying to see the security footage to confirm and im just realizing now my dads gonna watch me try to park like a bot for like two minutes

[Marco @gone_outside45]

@squimbus115 general thought

[Marco @gone_outside45]

someone will do something so puzzling to me and then i realize all their thinking comes from their dick

[Marco @gone_outside45]

showed my mom the elevator scene from the departed it’s too amazing not to share

[Marco @gone_outside45]

@squimbus115 frank and greg are a yes

[Marco @gone_outside45]

love pressuring my 30 y/o coworkers into coming to chucks with a bunch of 18-20 y/os

[Marco @gone_outside45]

@squimbus115 no

[Marco @gone_outside45]

haircut too short but i’m too goated w my hair tactics so it’s chill