Goober

Forever Peasant | ✝️🇦🇺🇿🇼🇿🇦 | Amateur Creative | Certified IQ of 92

[Goober @gooberrash]

So...Spider-Man 3?

[zee @M0BILESUITZER0]

@kazoodingus venom shouldve never gone past being a spider-man villain

[Goober @gooberrash]

Imagine being James Cameron and seeing this.

[BIG JOE 🧃 @l7mbss]

Neil deGrasse Tyson called out the biggest plot hole in Project Hail Mary, and Andy Weir had to defend it live.

Andy Weir: You and I are enemies now.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: It was a stretch for me, as an academic, to completely embrace the idea that the entire world of biochemists is insufficient to handle this mission. And they need the one guy who has the expertise no one else has. And he’s a middle school chemistry teacher.

Andy Weir: Right, so to be fair, he was a speculative xenobiologist, he’s a PhD astrobiologist, and he had done that, and then he’d left that field. He’d written papers.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: But he wrote papers, so the papers are out there and other people are still active, and he’s no longer active. So why does he still become the guy?

Andy Weir: Because he’s been part of the mission and the mission planning the whole time, so he understands all the other aspects of the mission as well. He knows all about the Hail Mary itself.

Chuck Nice: And they don’t have time to train someone else up on all the other stuff.

Andy Weir: And he’s as well trained as any of the other biologists need him to be in the field they need.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Okay, all right. He got out of that one.

Andy Weir: I wriggled out of that one.

[Goober @gooberrash]

It's literally just this:

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

Why have I never in my life heard of a man with "chronic fatigue," "fibromyalgia," or "long covid"?

Obviously I know the answer to this question I'm just making a point.

[Goober @gooberrash]

Or...hear me out...it could just be that there aren't that many women in STEM.

[Luna @Lunasbasment]

Jokes aside a lot of times men will actively seek out partners from non stem degrees cuz a woman from the same course as them can clock that they r not very smart and this is the only way they can feed their superiority complex

[Goober @gooberrash]

It's probably just that he inherited mostly ancestral alleles for MFSD12, HERC2/OCA2 and SLC24A5, as these are the major genes involved in skin and eye colour.

[꛲ꚸꚧꛂ Kamji ꛲ꚸꚧꛂ @Kamjiverse]

This is a 'pardo' man named Neguinho da Beija-Flor.

According to Brazilian geneticists he is nearly 70% white.

This is either a case of dominant Black genes or racist branquinhos in Brasil are cooking the books to make their population whiter than it actually is.

[Goober @gooberrash]

@aestheticsguyy

[Goober @gooberrash]

Don't know what you mean by 'all'. Other parts of Africa had their own stuff.

[✡️🥷🏿 @afrojudaic]

Leopards were sacred in the Kingdom of Benin but Lions were the most sacred animal in all of Africa.

[Goober @gooberrash]

Some posts convince me that some of you don't know how to be actual adults, because it's clear that both of these people are just idiots.

[🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen]

This stuff is so depressing to me. Women aren’t born knowing where the tomatoes are. I’m sick of cutesy commentary about male incompetence.

[Goober @gooberrash]

@RasHabeshaa There's no gaslighting

[Goober @gooberrash]

@Rem_princessex

[Goober @gooberrash]

I'm surprised by the amount of people who think that they can solve something as ridiculous as 1 + 1 = 4.

[Goober @gooberrash]

Burnt!? What are you talking about?

[🇺🇸No Sympathy! @deathxthreats]

@I8i30ul @JonnyLongbapz Most of us don’t look like dark burnt Africans

Everyone has exceptions tho

[damilola taiwo @damilol90092229]

Nope no more dictators we need people who can understand what industrialisation entails yes but we also need good policy makers my favourite is leader Alexander Hamilton

[Goober @gooberrash]

@can_throwaway @anti_realism_ That's not true though.

[Goober @gooberrash]

Tiktok is THE app to rule them all.

[Phoenix𝕏 @Xaraphim]

this reminds me of the guy who taught me to play eve online

after like 2 weeks of teaching me the ropes he kills me takes all my money and goes

“no one is your friend in this game”

never heard from him again

[HeitorCR23🇧🇷 @HeitorCR25]

FUCK if I edited the scene slightly I could have PERFECTLY timed the song to end with the laser

[Goober @gooberrash]

"your entire race"

[vel 🕸 @pakuzunoha]

clock his gay ass

[Goober @gooberrash]

@LobsterTimes @BigBlueFarmboy That's not Jay, that's Barry.

[Vermouth @SanjiOP4]

....

Guys i thought you all were joking about BND, but no, you are serious.

It’s funny how people apply this logic only to Spider-Man and not to other superheroes.