Critter Dad

Father, husband, shitposter

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

My two year old daughter is in the kitchen helping my pregnant wife make chocolate chip cookies from scratch.

Life is good.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@readeratth53748 @spikesguides They look good with a ta31

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@spikesguides Would love an aug

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@Empty_America Yeah the high T alpha boomer is gonna be a big carnivore in prison.

They’re gonna shove a lot of meat in his mouth.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@snowset What about long torso short leg

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

Final boss of bad drivers.

They were swerving across double yellows too lol.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@dirribyy @Empty_America Lolol

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@AaaelEf33461 @Empty_America “Places that have been isolated from the effects of the modern world” lmao brother if you want to live like a brown third worlder go do it there.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@SigNSour @uncledoomer Forgot that one lol

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@AuraBeetle @Waffle_Mother Get a slingshot and light them up

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@SigNSour @uncledoomer Nowadays all body builders know how to do is blast retitrutide and lie

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@AaaelEf33461 @Empty_America Lmao no not really. Attempted murder, as a criminal charge, has been around for thousands of years.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@_parasocial @Princesstoe @intjgamergirl The point I was trying to make is that the endocrine system can do crazy things to the body. She’s been pretty open about her transformation

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@FayFarabi @_parasocial @Princesstoe @intjgamergirl Those titties are very obviously not perky. She’s got massive hangers. That’s why they look like that bundled up in that top.

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@_parasocial @Princesstoe @intjgamergirl My wife is pregnant with our second currently. Thank you for the blessing

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@BigDickBarclay I was told it could not be put back in

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@MinoritysChoice I think I would choose the oris

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@RealJohnDios @Love_Thy_Hood I’d rather be embarrassed than let that old retard walk around scot-free

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@_parasocial @Princesstoe @intjgamergirl Ever met a pregnant woman? Hormones are wild

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@jpoliveras @DeanTTraining Dawg I hate to tell you this but they are still in the twig category. Lean af for sure but twigs nonetheless

[Critter Dad @gooblestink]

@DeanTTraining Still breaks my heart everytime I see clips from him