Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed)

just a gooby girl poasting her way thru the twits

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

scratch that, i never hit unless it's the heyyyyyyy

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

i never hit unless it's the hay

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

best believe that however many likes my tweet has, one of those likes is me

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

@jackie__sabbagh i was hesitant to label u as chicken since u don't consume them but yes. this is right.

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

my fave thing about being a teacher is eating the best meal of the year and seeing the best movie of the year, with my fave person of the decade, ON A WEEKDAY!! A TUESDAY NO LESS!!!

that club? the one that went up on a tuesday? full of teachers on break

[g a b y @gabydvj]

people get so excited when i tell them i met my boyfriend at a party. they treat me like i’m princess diana

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

sorry - TX on the lowest end of gun ownership ?? sthg went wrong somewhere, diagram credibility destroyed

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This gun ownership and yoga interest matrix is totally hilarious!

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

at local coffee shop, ordering oat milk latte.
me, bantering: "Normally I'd order a small, but it's a large today."
cashier, nodding sympathetically: "I get it. Mondays."
me, who spent morning eating baguette and butter on terrace and napping: "Exactly."

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

@mr_samosaman you little NOODLE LOVER

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

u go girl. u do got a weird little brain

[Sara Kaplan-Cunningham @Sarakcunning]

i have my FIRST EVER IN PRINT story in this glorious, green(bean) summer issue of the Indiana Review.
thank you to the editors & thank you to my weird little brain. cheers !!

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

announcement(s): it's a nice day in brooklyn; i'm going to start tweeting more (as mucha as i want)

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

tweeted this back when Stranger Things finished then deleted it. but it's time

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

why do they keep making Sam Worthington do American accent? he simply can't do it, guys

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

when you and Claude collab, is it you feat. Claude, or Claude feat. you?

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

@mr_samosaman the N word was too much

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

@mr_samosaman this funny. i LOLed

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

@mr_samosaman dude u LITerally prompted him

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

i never hit unless it's the hay

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

call me pepper potts. look at him goooooooo

[Parth @mr_samosaman]

yesterday I danced to afrobeats in the sun while shipping a core feature for my startup. 5 giant Claudes floated around our terrace in my Vision Pro. I steered them by looking, pointing & speaking at them.

you now can buy Tony Stark's sci-fi workshop for ~$2k + a week of setup.

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

I am teaching an introductory fiction-writing class this summer :) more here: https://t.co/NcQCBnwk0q

[Ess Kay Sea (0/48 4,000-ft. NH mountains climbed) @goobygurl]

i never take unless it's my leave