Muhammad Umair

Romantic...

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

Kuch #Logon k liye jaan bhi dy do to #Kehtay hain 😲😕
#Nahin yeh Theek sy Nahin #Mara..😯😣

#Bloodytruth

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

Word : Hmmmmm

Meaning : #Tumhari es bakwaaas kaa meray paas koi #Javab nahin 😑😑😑

#controlledcondition

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

#What_Is_Breakup..?
When #Jaan become #Janwar 😂😂😂
And
Cutiee become #Kutti... 😆😆😆

#Defining

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

#Duniya k 1000 kuttay kaam kiye hain
Par #Kabhi kisi ko #Inbox kar k nai kaha

#Plz Like my DP i will like back... 😤😤😤👹

#RIP27

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

She :kya kar rahay ho ??
Me :#Mail nikaal raha hu
She :Eeww kab sy #Nahaye nai Ganday..?
Me : E-mail nikaal raha hu #Jaahil_Owrat..

#DFM..

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

Me: #Ghalti tumhari ee thii 😣😣😣
She : Haan meri hi #Ghalti hoti hy #Main hu hi #Ghalat
Me: Achaa suno To #I_Am_Sorry_Naa..😔😔
#SundayFunday

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

#A_Man who treated his #Wife like #A_Princess 💞💝
#Showed that he Grew up in #Queen_Hands 💌

#Favourite

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

#That_Look
When your #Friend show his #Gorgious girlfriend and you have #parveen ... 😭😭

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

#Zindagi keh Uss #Morrr par huu Keh ab koi Ghalti sy #Golii bhi maar dy 😟😟
To meray Muu sy #Thanku hi Niklay gaa.....🚯🚯
#SaturdayNight

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

@ayesha7811

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

Agar #Jeena keh Maa Baap Nahin Hain tow..
Bachpan Main Uski #Powti kon Dhota ho ga...??

[Muhammad Umair @goochimoochi]

Teacher: translate it into english " wo bachay dy rahi hy "

Student: she's kidding.... :D
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂