Bridget Goodheart

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

i am the human equivalent of gas station sushi

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

in the new year instead of saying “thoughts and prayers” im now going to wish people “thots and players”

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

trying to feel something again (putting my juul in party mode)

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

It really is the little things in life

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

How do vampires do their taxes?

[redacted @aquariusdays]

HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

We’re so back

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Nothing humbles you faster than a phone call with your mom

[julia @juumelo_]

he’s so beautiful I NEED to get on his nerves

[ang @cybermrcury]

Hey is it cool if I think about you all the time

[trash jones @jzux]

i am making the least of my 20s

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Why is his desire and ability to effectively communicate so hot (he’s telling me why he doesn’t want me)

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Name anything worse than your crush shaving their head…I’ll wait.

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Accidentally matching the guy you’re into. I call that dressing for the job you want

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Just spilled grenadine on my favorite sweatshirt. Don’t text.

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

Girlhood is putting your phone on do not disturb and then checking it every two minutes “just in case”

[billie @belalugosisd3ad]

the lambs:

[samantha @milkygoddess]

at the function asking everyone what their rose and thorn of the day was

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

[trevy @chillextremist]

What cigarette do you main

[Bridget Goodheart @good_goody2]

I get offended when people think I was a drama kid and then proceed to watch The Phantom of the Opera like once a month