Nick The Long Shanks

[Nick The Long Shanks @good_spud]

@bjork I was going to take my partner to your concert in Helsinki for her birthday. She absolutely loves your music and very upset the show couldn't go ahead. Is there a random chance you could share a short birthday message to her?

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@bjork Would you consider changing venues for your concert in Helsinki later this year? The Areena is owned by people on the sanctions list.

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Resurrected my account to say
@Uber @Uber_Support
driver Juha in Helsinki is a complete phucktard for making me wait about an hour and then cancel. Drivers like this should not be on Uber. If you aren't going to take a ride, don't pick it up.

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Just watched Mute. Thought #DuncanJones did a fantastic job. Script was awesome although seemed a little bit "my first video" in some place

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@Cornerstone_HQ Happy days! Thank you

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@Cornerstone_HQ Loving your products. Wonder if you have a 100ml shave gel for travelers? I travel a lot but can't take my shave gel with me

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Can't fault the environment, service or food at @holborndining but it's the mice scurrying across the floor that is off putting

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Well done @networkrail @Se_Railway for not managing the transition at London Bridge this week very well. Gold medal!

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@CocaColaCo any chance you could tell me where to find Caffeine free coke in #Bergen, #Norway? It's so hard to find in this country

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@Se_Railway That will be because you can't search for a time in the past. I can't go back in time unfortunately although I'm working on it

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@Se_Railway Please do. This is not the first time it's happened. Your app is not trustworthy if it's showing incorrect times

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@Se_Railway Your app says train from New Eltham is at 11:16 but board says 11:19 (and on time). Why is there a difference?

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@benaffleck @henrycavill loved Batman vs Superman. Thanks for making a great film. Credit to you, the other actors and all the crew

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"Dear passengers. @Se_Railway apologises that your train is not moving because..." Oh wait, that was a dream.

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@Se_Railway I'm still waiting for an answer as to why this information isn't on your website

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@networkrailchx could you tell me why you've increased the cost of the toilet facilities almost 200%, from 30p to 50p?

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@Se_Railway Thank you. Do you think that should be on your form instead of people having to ask you how to do it?

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Really disappointed with customer service @Specsavers Sidcup branch today. Last time I go there.

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@Se_Railway I use contactless debit/credit card now... don't see that option on your form. How am I supposed to reclaim?

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And the award for "Treating people like cattle" goes to... (drum roll).. @Se_Railway! Congrats. You should be proud