Jeff Thomas

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

This is what a cornfield looks like, honey!

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@simpsons_DG Anyone notice the skeletons of Itchy and Scratchy next to the pipeline?

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@SportsSturm Those powder blue road jerseys are sweet, Bob!

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@rcb05 @JarheadFrog We wouldn’t want the media actually doing its job and reporting the news, Robert! ���

[Tim England @tengland_150]

10 #DaysTillAggieFootball

"Oh my gracious, HOW ABOUT THAT?"

@JManziel2 finds a wide open @RSwope25 from 10 yards out as Texas A&M extends their lead over Alabama

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@fashion_nfl Ah, Syracuse…

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Two twenty-three-year-old women in China this week have set a record, living twelve days in a room with eight hundred and eighty eight deadly snakes.

They now hold a place- a coveted place- in the Guinness Book of World Retards.

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@HopWebsider @JDSartwelle3 @tengland_150 From the NYT article: Jeff Granger threw for four touchdowns for the Aggies (1-1), but in the second half he threw two interceptions and fumbled a snap for an 11-yard loss on a third-and-one play.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Among his proudest achievements was the full-length musical, Scratchtasia.

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@MikeDoocyFox4 Playing all the hits, Dooce!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

1995 just called and said you can’t handle this much fucking musical technology.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Hey, wait. That's not a dummy!

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Yoko Ono dedicated some John Lennon memorabilia to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this week.

The items include: His Sgt. Pepper uniform, an electric guitar he used at Shea Stadium, and the original handwritten lyrics to several songs that she ruined.

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@rcb05 Nope

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@Super70sSports Terry, Red Man and the Cotton Bowl… What’s not to love?

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@CowboysRewind I loved BSJ back in the day, even when he switched his column over to the Metro section. Thanks for doing this, Bob!

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@Super70sSports

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Josh Allen looks like he’s about to finger someone in a 1981 Camaro.

[Jeff Thomas @GoodAg1993]

@DHSgov @CBP Screw you.