jim & joe’s

you’ve got to enjoy your life #skol

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Clavicular and Benjamin Netanyahu are reportedly dating.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Humans have evolved for 300,000 years. Whether through cosmic curiosity or some deity's divine will, who knows.

We've invented writing. Agriculture. Math. Music. Smoked brisket. We've destroyed, created, and discovered.

And what do we have to show for it - private equity.

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@bilbosfootcomb i thought this was 9 and my heart dropped

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@nicklyngstad @MaceAhWindu this was the first time i ever heard her speak and i couldn’t believe that’s what she sounds like lmao

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

I really can’t fathom that that’s what Haley Stevens actually sounds like

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"IT'S INSANE THAT THOSE WHO HAVE LITERALLY RUINED THIS COUNTRY, RUINED THE CONDITIONS FOR ITS PEOPLE, ARE THE ONES WHO ALSO GET TO HAVE OWNERSHIP OVER WHAT IT MEANS TO LOVE AMERICA." 🔥 Oh, he is spitting today.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

these companies would charge you a subscription fee to even think about their games if they could and this weirdo would defend the megacorp on principle

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@400luxblows @netshaq congrats king

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

“Working class” does not mean blue collar. Working class means anyone whose primary income is earned through wage labor. A college professor, surgeon, barista and electrician are all equally working class. College degrees don’t make anyone “elite”. Being a billionaire does.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

.@KingJames

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

This would be true if the purpose of reading was purely utilitarian. No one is looking at maps for anything other than information; people read for a wide variety of purposes, many of which are contingent on the idea that original thought is involved.

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@The_Barftender just wait til they move to the East 🤭 good eats

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@WillRagatz guy who never started + one first for an all-star level true PG seems like a no brainer

[jim & joe’s @goodandcorrect]

@change_it_l8r @susravioli genuinely same

[Cliff Connolly 👁️‍🗨️☧ 🇵🇸 @CliffConnolly]

Very clear from tonight’s primary results there are only two political movements that matter in the United States: MAGA and DSA. Time to pick a side.