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@KennedysClone @missthing64 @resiniee @TYRISPRINT There it is.

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@lippyncott @newwbodywhodis @thisisnefertiti @wizardlynds Baby our jeans didn’t even have functional pockets.

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@autumnhtxxx @thisisnefertiti Did you notice how I said “if millennials want to be excited about…” which clearly shows I understand she’s talking about how much it was talked about? Also, why do you give a fuck that I give a fuck that she gives a fuck?

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@cattailskitdump @gbennylola This! Every time he kisses someone I literally gag

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@zwitterati101 @todayyearsold Has it occurred to you that someone unhinged enough to try to open an airplane door at altitude is probably not a safe person to let roam free around the cabin?

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@grahamyishere @empressatlantis Lmfao this chart is so unserious, I love it.

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@TrackYourHeart I mean, I’d make sure first they hadn’t had any abdominal cupping done.

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@Goebells_Bagels @starcravingspr Oh, are attractive women just not allowed to talk anymore?

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@Bean555442 @pinata1138 @tatertotsconor It’s your right to do what you want with your body. It’s not yours or anyone’s right to talk down on other people’s sexual activities or kinks. I’m not saying you personally have done this, but your generation certainly does, hence your generation’s reputation

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@EdieStrom @outbreakupdates @BridgetMcFadd20 They’re most likely referencing Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome. Not everyone who gets infected with hantavirus progresses to develop this respiratory syndrome, but of those who do, 35-55% die from it.

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@WalterWhit11376 @STARLINGkjh @_Stemfem Yeah that’s the point. They are insinuating that a legitimate kink that is extremely common has something to do with watching too much porn. BDSM porn doesn’t show aftercare. Having a kink does not mean you are porn obsessed or that you are a degenerate.

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@VirtualMatt6626 @meadandjuniper Are you stupid? Or just like… slow?

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@Apothegmata @meadandjuniper Lmfao sure thing man.

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@Apothegmata @meadandjuniper Hmm I’m not hostile. I just genuinely believe you are an asshole.

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@VirtualMatt6626 @meadandjuniper Ah, please Matt, tell us simpletons all about your vast experience of how people behave with a gun to their head.

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@Apothegmata @meadandjuniper It must be hard for you to realize that the majority of others don’t share your cynical view of humanity and that you probably just lonely, not because the world is a cruel place, but because you’re a singular asshole

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@TTVNerdWord @neysofu @jareidz @fishrungood @waitbutwhy Natural selection has not selected against people with empathy, it seems to have selected for it. So get the fuck out of here with your bullshit, you selfish ass motherfucker.

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@jareidz @Abdo77066 @Clogish @fishrungood @waitbutwhy No, you’re a coward who believes everyone else is as selfish as you. I would, without question, press blue. And if the majority of people are like you and pressed red, and all the people with an ounce of humanity in them died, I’d be happy not to be left with your kind.

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@dixiech94815834 @cianlangoutlook @MorieGertz lol we do rapid brain MRIs all the time, what are you talking about. And we aren’t even a stroke center or a hospital with a ton of resources.