Brittany

Self-proclaimed life enthusiast

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@ZoeKravitz Blink Twice was so much fun! Empowering and engaging from beginning to end. Thank you!!

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@GreggDoyelStar Congratulations, your creepiness transcends all your personal success as a journalist.

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@meet_cleo Who knew killing myself financially could be so fun?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

John McCain, undergoing cancer treatment paid for by taxes, just voted to vote to end cancer treatment for taxpayers on Medicare. And we paid him to do it.

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

We basically live at Meijer. #SandygramSweeps

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

Winter just came. And so did I. #GoT #season7

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@ThatKevinSmith Here at the Indiana Con Center to check out Yoga Hosers! Audience is stoked. FYI.

[Rick Kriseman @Kriseman]

I am hereby barring Donald Trump from entering St. Petersburg until we fully understand the dangerous threat posed by all Trumps.

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@MaloneComedy I've been stuck in the last cough position since 9pm. #breathe

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"My husband's sentient, heat-seeking demon-dick." -- Hillary #GreatestCrisis #DemDebate

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo ☺️ imma read that as a compliment and assume we're an item now #PickupLineSuccess

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo so I was close then?

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo just friendly dating advice. Sorry Mr. Zoosjdbdvsggsnnzbzi

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo #DrinkNotThink <- hashtag lands you on some gov't watchlist for date rapists.

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo haha reckon them $14 drinks done messed up my acronyms #hoosierhospitality #FSUromance

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo keeping your fan base strong tugboat. #usfproposal lmao

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@DerikZoo you gained at least 1 ;)

[Brittany @goodbyeblueski]

@MicahFaulkner75 https://t.co/hzMU29syv5

[Tyler Gooch @therealgoochy]

When you trying to tickle Jesus feet with a tree branch