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Dragons.

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Door Gone

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Dramgen - 🐲

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Wow over a whole year has passed and oh would you look at that Twitter is still on fire, I love fire.

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Dragon - 🐉

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@RanisTheSlayer @cobblepott__ It is the only instance of gravestorm.

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@riotgames Blind man steals Baron

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@youngkpo @Kyori58 @ChannelFireball The tldw is yes, this does work and is strictly beneficial for the player. It keeps the "when it dies, draw a card" because phasing doesn't cause a zone change but it mistimes the sacrifice trigger because of the wording "next" end step.

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@LeagueOfLegends 💥💥🔫🌹🔫💥💥

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@waxer_1 All about that "House Daily"

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I have no recollection of sending this lmdao

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My cunnilingus is fire

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I enjoy this random accquisition of candy you mortals seem to be into this week. Although the giant spiderwebs are giving flashbacks to the dark ages.

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Fuck hibernation, the world is warm enough. What unknown abomination of the cold could best me?!?!

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Fuck hibernation, the world isn't even that cold anymore anyway!

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@swimstrim 24 out of 25 is quite good, maybe if you make a singleton deck with the copy cards from PnZ it'd be possible. Of course then you have to draw a one of bandle tree, yuck.

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It has been a productive season of fire and ire, thank you for your continued participation.

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@FlightlessNerd1 Based

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@waxer_1 @JokesVampire If I was asleep how would I have seen anything!?

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I miss the rest of my kind. I haven't gotten into a territorial scuffle in centuries.

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@waxer_1 Excellent question mortal. Clearly something happened to them as I awoke in this century to find they had all vanished! Very concerning, afterall what possibly could have killed off dragonkind? We were the apex predator of our times.