Gaseous Snake

empathy-maxxing. i DO NOT care if my neighbors see my cheeks

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

@MagicJohnson

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

"Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump and His Majesty King Charles III

🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

Disco Elysium had it right. Playing as a fascist actively drains your health bar

[Ground News @Ground_app]

🕵️ UNDERREPORTED - Six AfD Candidates Die Before North Rhine-Westphalia Local Elections; No Foul Play Found

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

@BillAckman Bill, there is no one else. YOU are our only hope. Please reconsider

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

the cost of sowing on a day like today would be tremendous but the motivation it would give me tomorrow would be invaluable

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Heard the banks were out of money? Concerning. Will be monitoring this.

[حسام شبات @HossamShabat]

While many knew Hossam as a fearless journalist, there was so much more to him. He was a young man with dreams, with a sense of humor, and a heart full of life. He loved dressing well, even in the middle of chaos, once joking:
“What if I run into a cute girl while reporting? I want to look good!”

Hossam had crushes. He wanted to fall in love, to build a family, to be a husband and a father. He talked about the future like he believed in it — like it was something real and reachable. He wanted more than headlines and frontlines. He wanted soft mornings, quiet dinners, laughter with loved ones.

He dreamed of leaving Gaza someday, saying,
“When this is all over, I’m taking a long break — I want to visit a beautiful country.”
He longed for peace — not just for his people, but for his own soul. A chance to breathe freely, to explore, to just be.

He grew up by the sea and loved seafood deeply. The ocean was part of him — he’d smile and say,
“I love everything seafood — I grew up with it.”
There was something about the water that calmed him, something that reminded him of home, even as the world around him was in pieces.

At night, you’d find him with his headphones on, listening to music — especially Palestinian songs. He’d spend time during the day downloading them so he could escape into melodies once the city quieted down. It was his small form of peace — rhythm in the middle of ruin.

He was pure. He was innocent.
There was a gentleness in him that never hardened, even in war. A softness that stayed untouched by the noise around him. He believed in beauty, in love, in something better. And that is how he should be remembered — not just as a journalist, but as a young man who wanted to live.

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

We here for you

[manny @mannyfidel]

lmao

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

@DiscussingFilm Please just write the damn book George

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

@LiquidCognition So true! How can there be dozens of people from one family all living in the same place? In order for something like that to happen, you'd have to forcibly displace an entire population of people, concentrate them into a 140 sq mile territory, and prohibit them from leaving

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Thanks peeps, but no thanks.

If I were to ever THINK of doing this, it would be so to be the TOP DOG! Sorry!

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

Genuinely wonder how long "we're the real conservatives" will remain the democratic strategy. Seems impossible that a game plan that is this obviously stupid and self defeating will continue indefinitely, but if you haven't figured it out by now you probably never will

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

“Republicans are quite literally defunding the police,” Schumer says of Trump’s federal aid freeze.

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

@ShineboxHukster @NathanJRobinson People who have these takes betray their own cynical narcissism. Like yeah why would anyone feel any obligation to confront the author of a genocide outside of their own self-interest?

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

nothing more insulting than a job app that asks you to put jokes in your cover letter

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

snatching a sneeze from the jaws of not sneezing

[𓃵 𐢀 @Jahi1iya]

Syrian rebel exploring Assad’s tunnels:
“I feel like I am playing Half-Life” 💀💀

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

LMU is the number 1 part time law school on the west coast. Fact.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fact.

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

film studies professor: "today we're gonna watch silver linings play... list?"

[Gaseous Snake @goodguygoober]

astounding. is oppenheimer the first movie he's seen in imax? and what does he mean by "game over"?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Rock says when he went to see ‘OPPENHEIMER’ in IMAX, he chose to sit in the same seat that Christopher Nolan uses to watch his films.

“I was thinking... Holy shit ‘Red One’ on this screen with this technology... It's gonna be game over”

The film has 36% on Rotten Tomatoes