oh laurd

I was married, but I’m better now

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

Gabby: “How did we go from the last song [Naughty Girl by QVEEN HERBY] to this [reckless driving by Lizzy McAlpine]?”

Me: “Because I am ✨unstable✨”

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

I’m not okay, actually.

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

cowboys cry too with the incredible @NoahKahan out friday. 

so proud and excited to release this first song in a new chapter of music. pre-save now: https://t.co/yYPzdNtXLD

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

@siarasmithh Divorce.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

@abriannea Okay but same

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

THE GRAMMYS BETTER SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW FOR MAKING MY BABYGIRL @KelseaBallerini CRY. SHE LOOKED SO SAD.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

@abriannea Your kidneys hate you fr. Fighting for their lives.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

Wouldn’t be mad if Travis decided to quit football to be full-time Cy 👀

[Nick Wagner @WagsPhoto]

After losing a bet, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce showed up to his press conference wearing the head of Iowa State's mascot Cy the Cardinal. His alma mater Cincinnati lost to Iowa State last weekend. #Kelce #ChiefsKingdom @KCStar

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

I’M SORRY I’M JUST DUMB

[si @siarasmithh]

Friendship with Laura is me just saying random sentences for 20 minutes waiting for her to notice me

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

Hey, @NoahKahan. I hope you take time to go to the artist arcade at @hinterlandiowa. I built that floor just for you 🤍

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

I finally got a chance to watch the Barbie movie.

If you think it's a man-hating movie, your victim complex is showing.

[si @siarasmithh]

Still not over this weekend #TSErasTour

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

.@Priceline @bookingcom My friends and I are trying to contact customer service to be compensated for our hotel after the one we booked is “unsafe for occupancy”, and we have been hung up on twice. This is ridiculous.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.”

No u, Taylor. You changed the lyrics.

#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[tom @pricesandvices]

Picture to Burn
(Homophobic Version)
✨
Better than Revenge
(Misogynistic Version)
#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

How are my mirrorball girlies feeling after listening to Castles Crumbling? Seen? Bc same. #SpeakNowTV

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

Better Than Revenge (TV) is going to hit so hard. RIP to the feminism in my body.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ drops in 24 hours.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

@_aim10 I get them at Hyvee near the onions. Same with fareway but they come in little purple bags and there’s multiple of them.

[oh laurd @goodlaurd]

To all the men on dating apps named Jacob/Jake:

I’m sorry. It’s not your fault.