#Humour
Meanwhile at a bar somewhere in Kerala a customer is making small talk with another regular.
"What do you think of #NEET ?"
The reply, " Neat ? I prefer Soda with my drink"
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I must admire the #Christians & #Muslims for their unity. Almost each of them uniformly hate & oppose #NDA#BJP#Hindus are the ones divided & confused in #India
A woman had Netflix for 6 years.
She opened the app. She scrolled. She picked something after 25 minutes. She fell asleep during episode 2. She repeated this every night.
Her friend, a former Netflix UI engineer, sat on her couch one evening and opened Settings on her account. He changed 9 things in under 15 minutes.
Her homepage transformed overnight. The autoplay trailers stopped. The "continue watching" list cleaned itself up. The recommendations got sharper. The buffering on her 4K TV disappeared. The categories multiplied from 30 to 2,200.
She said "it feels like a completely different app."
He said "it is. You've been using the factory settings for 6 years. Netflix ships the version that keeps you scrolling longest, not the version that helps you find something fastest."
Here's every setting he changed 🧵
The never-ending pressure, condemnation of & discrimination against present day #Brahmins due to real / imaginary atrocities done by their forefathers is the root cause of decline of #SanatanaDharma and the conversion of #Hindus into other faiths.
@SuvenduWB@narendramodi@AmitShah
Illegal immigrants must know that once borders are sealed, they can't ever return to their family. This will force them to return before borders are fully closed.
@PemaKhanduBJP@narendramodi For example, hotels can be told to provide drinking water in glass container rather than plastic.
Plastic bottles are the biggest waste factor
@PemaKhanduBJP@narendramodi
Visited beautiful state of #ArunachalPradesh recently. Tourist arrivals are increasing usage of plastic bottles & bags causing ecological issues.
1. Please consider ban on plastic usage and / or
2. Please introduce disposal measures to deal with this