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[Nico @iamNicoo0]

“Hubiera preferido que Clayface estuviera en el universo de The Batman”

Como se habría visto Clayface en el universo de The Batman:

[Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell @i_love_tweas]

it was fun while it lasted

[Crispy 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

I have 38 Somalian niggas on payroll just itching to rip the siding off of your house

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

[miya @miyarah_]

yo tratando de arreglar mi horario de sueño pero el mundo es tan agradable y tranquilo de 12 a 5 am

[estagi ˢᵉᵖ ESPIÃO ESTATÍSTICO DO GE @estagisep_]

Seria o dia mais feliz da minha vida.

[👽 dove!!!!! 👽 @wunders420]

how it feels taking a 4 hour nap when you had shit to do and haven't eaten all day

[MR.SOLACE @oopsallsolace]

Powered by fucking WHAT

[Wes @gardenofgag]

and they were dead serious too 😭😭

[Bruce Radley @bruceradley]

the life before this tweet:

[Kristaps Porzingis @kporzee]

I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.

[Cason Wallace Supremacy @Wiggs4Pres]

@BleacherReport 2026 Los Angeles Dodgers are BBQ Chicken 😭😭😭

[Groovy @GroovyTaxi]

Never forget

[Familiar Assist but im a GONER @Familiar_Assist]

Argentinians when you turn off the simpsons

[MLB @MLB]

JACKSON CHOURIO
FIRST PITCH
BREWERS LEAD!

[Richard “Bagwith” Beckwith @Rbagwith]

Taco Bell door dasher hit me with this last night. #Expand broseidon.

[Knight Errant @cavalierposting]

When I cover mineself in oil and it starts to rain