goofin

using twitter as a stream of consciousness bc my group chats got annoyed with it

[goofin @goofylilduck]

srry but committing to the whole #Barbenheimer bit but doing it a week later and posting abt it is … kinda ……

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Y’all think my ex knows I can see he’s looking at my tiktok profile ??

[goofin @goofylilduck]

goodbye twitter

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Why can’t all this Supreme Court stuff happen when I’m on hitch away from the internet 😫 lemme enjoy my time online in PEACE

[ཐི cali ཋྀ @1970horror]

books should be $5, bagels should be $2, movie tickets should be $10, and coffee should be $3

[goofin @goofylilduck]

@nedgar @simondonner Exactly what I was thinking

[goofin @goofylilduck]

WHY IS SOMEONE ON A WALK SMOKING A CIGAR A WHOLE ASS CIGAR IT SMELLS SO BAD

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Mid to late 20 year olds who drink at every and any chance…. Baby r u okay ??!

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Someone thought my freckles were FAKE - SOMEONE IVE SEEN MULTIPLE TIMES. SOMEONE WHO THINKS I PAINT MY FRECKLES ON EVERY MORNING.

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Being pimped out by my landlords to be the local house sitter 😮‍💨

[goofin @goofylilduck]

My dentist said I have really healthy salivary glands today 🫣

[goofin @goofylilduck]

A man have us $27 cash at the dairy freeze bc he said our crew looked like group of good hard working youths.

[goofin @goofylilduck]

If I’m picking u up and I tell u my eta when I leave - why r u not outside ready to be picked up

[goofin @goofylilduck]

I literally need this seattle sun infused into my blood stream holy f 😫😭🫶🏼

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Smoking weed by the chicken coop

- lorde solar power bonus track

[goofin @goofylilduck]

How much am i supposed to charge someone to mow their lawn???

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Garlick fingers 🙊

[goofin @goofylilduck]

“I didn’t learn to burp until I was 23 and my partner burped me”

[goofin @goofylilduck]

Y’all have friends that just won’t think for themselves

[goofin @goofylilduck]

UNIVERSE GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND ILL GIVE HIM EVERYTHING 😭😭😭