Walter Goongins

crawling

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

On the train sitting by a lads trip where the average age is 40+ and they are still drinking at 9 am. Can’t let my sleep deprivation and slight hangover win today.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Welp my backup plan is cooked. Congratulations seiko!!!

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

In Rome right now, saw the colosseum today…….we have been talking about Halo Reach.

[Dave “The Hazard” Pounder @hazardpounder]

My game at the bar is aimbotting eyes with chicks until they come to me and if that doesn’t work I kill myself.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Ya the club was crazy

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

England is the ugly step sister to France’s Cinderella.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Giving Wemby water and back rubs is the most important thing Plumlee will ever do.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Gonna miss playing kitchen jenga with my boys. #college #unc

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

@uncminaturIII @_naadirstein_

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

It starts with the small things.

[Eric (Big C) Chenowith @Csgetdegrees79]

Ended it with the woman I thought would be the mother of my children last night. I am unsure if I will ever find true happiness again. Modelo with a lime.

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Woke Up Last

United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940

[alli @sonofalli]

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Stats for yesterday:
- drugs=yes
-2 booty Calls
- 1 women in my bed
- 20 beers
-0 sex (I am a buffoon)

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Steve Carell is the greatest actor ever

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

@jermsliced Sheep will never understand how tasty lamb is.

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

If they post my stats scores just know, I know I could have done better.

[xyn🐍 🇫🇷 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇺🇸 @alleniverxyn]

how bored you gotta be to hack canvas

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

@danlovestrump lawe mai i ke au o ke ano i ka hawk

[Walter Goongins @goongins]

Coming to grips with how my life right now can never be replicated no matter how much money I make or what I do. Here is some Hard to Explain.

[gaurav @gaxrav]

adulting is basically arriving at the same truths as your father, but from first principles.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Un-American as Fuck