Chud Homegreen

STOP ASKING IF IM IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Netherlands… I have so many questions. Where tf does the orange come from with a RWB flag? What dafuq is holland? Who tf are the Dutch?

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Tonight feels like Christmas Eve knowing I’m going to wake up tomorrow to the gift of hundreds of chaotic New York videos #NYK

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

How I imagine the wemby ethical hoops train is feeling right about now

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

My children’s faces when they ask me what COVID was like and I tell them I smoked weed and played video games instead of investing in the stock market

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

About to start the next 40 years of my life, the friends I made in college are slowly turning into memories, taxes. Avocado toast.

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Lu Dort you could save your legacy as a thunder player…

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

And now he has to spend the entire weekend explaining to his extended family every single detail of the college campus he spent half of his time blacked out in #bigyahu

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

@goongins So fucking excited for this minority to deliver my food

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

do you think conditioner lowkey hates being shampoo’s sloppy seconds?

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

this wallahi bullshit might actually end my reels addiction for good

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Holding up the phones to cheers with the boys before we hit a fat scroll sesh? #cbtm

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Is it just me or does it smell like upwannapoundasixpackandsmokesomecigs in here?

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Dudes need to stop wearing Peter miller shirts if they don’t even listen to him

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

buddy hit us with “we all got nuked last night, right?” like yes bro, but you really stood out

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Adderall is awesome until you realize it makes your dick look like an Arby’s curly fry

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Just explained to a 27 year old what an espresso martini is

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Dillon Brooks, you are a fucking chud. Grayson Allen, you are a fucking chud. Devin Booker, you are pretty chill.

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

When I sing the lyrics to a song wrong just know that I sang it in the way it should’ve been written

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

Walked into the bathroom at the multi fraternity formal event and bros were yelling “victory” #expand

[Chud Homegreen @jermsliced]

@Csgetdegrees79 Self dox cbtm