Niko

Evil Twink

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[Niko @GoonionIntern]

I am proud to announce that my bakery (cleverly called Niko's Bakery) is OFFICIALLY going to FINALLY open this Friday (6/12) at noon!

Come on down for 15% off pricing, and free samples of zeppoles. (Both apply for the grand opening day only)

(DM for Preorders/Customs!)

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@amperegotham Oh yeah, who would ever want high quality and fresh baked goods? It was totally a stupid business idea.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

I am proud to announce that my bakery (cleverly called Niko's Bakery) is OFFICIALLY going to FINALLY open this Friday (6/12) at noon!

Come on down for 15% off pricing, and free samples of zeppoles. (Both apply for the grand opening day only)

(DM for Preorders/Customs!)

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@GothamLibrary 🩷

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@GothamCalloway No, none of the (current) menu items contain nougat. If you'd like to discuss a custom order in DMs, you can feel free to do so. You would additionally get a Friends & Family discount for a custom order, of course, because of Max.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

// The rp accs I own btw are:
@GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway
The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

HOLY SHIT

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Dallas Love Field will be the first-ever airport to open a combined Applebee’s and IHOP location

It will officially open January 13th

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

THANK FUCK THAT CURSED YEAR IS OVER HOLY FUCKING SHIT. FUCK 2025. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. GENUINELY MAY HAVE BEEN THE SINGLE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary So you wont threaten him?

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@Sp0reSpreader @GothamLibrary If you threaten my boyfriend again, I'm going to light Robinson Park on fire.

[Zane @GothamApplebees]

PRCC ANNOUNCEMENT: we're hosting a new years eve bash! donation drive, as always, cheap (and some free) food will be served! countdown to midnight! live music! all that sort of stuff!

party starts at six!

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@GotthamsWitch DO HORSES EAT MEAT?

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

I thought horses ate carrots.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@CourtTalon I'm sure the horses owners are treating them properly. Probably. There's laws about it, I'd assume.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@CourtTalon Huh! nifty.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@CourtTalon Ignore this.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

Almost just cursed out a six year old. Fuck.

I need a drink in the worst way.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@neuhayes @bestrighthand I was being holly and jolly earlier! I gave out lots of gifts to children and also my boyfriend!

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@neuhayes @bestrighthand The amount of money is fairly valid, I just wish it was coming from someone better than the bootlicker.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@neuhayes @bestrighthand COPARENTING A CHILD IS EXPENSIVE ENOUGH FOR ME AND IM A GROWN ASS MAN, YOURE A MINOR SINGLE PARENTING. I IMAGINE EXPENSES ADD UP!

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@bestrighthand @neuhayes Fair enough, I guess.

[Niko @GoonionIntern]

@bestrighthand @neuhayes Yeah, but like $20 tops. $400 is a whole other gift.